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⌈ Secret Post #2577 ⌋

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[Theresa Lopez-Fitzgerald-Crane, from the soap opera Passions]

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[BBC Sherlock]

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[Nobunaga the Fool]

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[Carrie Fisher as Princess Leia from Star Wars]

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[The Quick and the Dead]

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[Nathan Fillion]

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[Warehouse 13]

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Don't do it unless you are totally 100% convinced he is not an asshole. Most guys do a really good job of pretending they're not evil and vile right up until they're inside you, then usually they almost instantly drop the mask, and are like "HA! FUCKING TRICKED YOU YOU DUMB FUCK!"

It's not worth it.

wtf is this comment?

Either a troll or someone who is projecting their own issues onto OP.

Radfem anon. Ignore 'em.

"Don't fuck a guy who's an asshole" is radical feminism now? I kinda thought it was just common sense.

Did you not read the rest of the comment? Classic radfem anon if a bit subdued.

It's silly hyperbole to behave like a guy's doing to morph into Darth Vader after one thrust, but "don't fuck a guy who's an asshole" still sounds like good advice to me.

a guy's doing to morph into Darth Vader after one thrust

That shouldn't be turning me on, should it?

nayrt, but it would be kind of hilarious if said thrusting was in time to, and spontaneously accompanied by, the Imperial March. Or maybe awesome???

DA

Umm. That's kind of hot.

Now I want to try this.

Thanks, anon!

Darth Vader anon? Is that you?

Eh, I guess I've seen too much of radfem anon's shit so it being hyperbole just didn't occur to me. The assholes bit is good advice though. My apologies.

Except the silly hyperbole is the entire point of the comment.

If you're worried about that happening, turn the tables on them. "Tricked me? Yeah, I thought you'd be a better fuck than that. Don't let the door hit your ass on the way out."

PLOT TWIST

What if the girl is an asshole?

OOOOOH!

Wow... I'll just have to tell that to all my exes that they should have just dropped me like a hot potato once they got into my pants.

Heck even one man tried to stop us having sex because he was not looking for a relationship and he was a bit scared that I would think it was more than just sex.

Men in general are not evil, individuals can be bastards, but last time I checked that applies to women too...

Yes, in reality, putting a vagina around one's penis has much the same effect as putting on the One Ring, except the corruption into Gollum happens instantaneously and it doesn't (usually) turn the penis-haver invisible.

Alternatively, make sure you're doing this for the sex and not for the boyfriend. Then it doesn't matter whether they 'tricked' you or not. You got what you wanted so you still win.

Also, try masturbating a bit on your own for a bit beforehand. You may - honestly, you probably will - need to help yourself climax at the end if that's a big deal to you, so good to know your body beforehand.

And, yes, lube. Lube, lube, so much lube, ALL THE LUBE. :P

"Most guys"

Maybe this has been YOUR anecdotal experience, but it has not been mine. How many = most in this random study of yours?

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