[ SECRET POST #2579 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2579 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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15. [SPOILERS for Shingeki No Kyojin / Attack On Titan]



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17. [WARNING for child sexual abuse]



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Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 1 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
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Comments

Re: If F!S were a soap opera

[iceyred]

Can I be the sketchy family maid who sleeps with the husband and becomes pregnant with his child only to realize later that *gasp* the child was the result of my one night of passion with his son who is now happily married?

Re: If F!S were a soap opera

[(Anonymous)]

Who then runs off to become a nun after giving birth for additional drama so the son can go on a long search for the mother of his child

Re: If F!S were a soap opera

[iceyred]

Yes. And then I die in his arms from Soap Opera Syndrome. Except I didn't really die. I faked my own death so he and his could live in peace. Until I hit my head on a crucifix while teaching Sunday School and develop a split personality.

Re: If F!S were a soap opera

[(Anonymous)]

One of your selves becomes a flagellant.

Re: If F!S were a soap opera

[iceyred]

You know me too well, Anon. Are you spreadsheet!anon by any chance?

Re: If F!S were a soap opera

[(Anonymous)]

I fear that's proprietary information.

Re: If F!S were a soap opera

[iceyred]

I'll take that as a yes. You're stalking me, hoping to prove that I am the long lost mother of the son's child.

Re: If F!S were a soap opera

[(Anonymous)]

You caught me! But you shouldn't jump to conclusions about who I'm working for.

Re: If F!S were a soap opera

[iceyred]

Determined to find out the truth I lure you to the rooftop one night with a slinky black dress and red lipstick. I point a gun borrowed from forgottenjester at you and ask you: Who. Are. You?

Re: If F!S were a soap opera

[(Anonymous)]

I leap off the building and escape with my mad parkour skills.

Re: If F!S were a soap opera

[iceyred]

I fire a couple of shots after you before giving up and returning to my lover. I do not warn him that I am being followed.

Re: If F!S were a soap opera

[(Anonymous)]

Insanenoodlyguy comes to your aid, but of course he has his price.

Re: If F!S were a soap opera

[iceyred]

A price I am unable to pay. I consider going to the good twin, but ultimately decide to leave the family in peace whilst paying my debt to Noodles by working...

....As his administrative assistant. Dun dun dun.

Re: If F!S were a soap opera

[(Anonymous)]

But there's an upside: he hides it well, but you're actually the only woman Noodly has ever considered turning good for.

Re: If F!S were a soap opera

[insanenoodlyguy]

And I let you know, there are ways you could burn off your debt very, very quickly.

Re: If F!S were a soap opera

[(Anonymous)]

Before she makes up her mind, you are in a car crash and end up in a coma.

Re: If F!S were a soap opera

[insanenoodlyguy]

I come back for a dramatic reveal as the big bad 2 seasons later.