[ SECRET POST #2579 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2579 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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15. [SPOILERS for Shingeki No Kyojin / Attack On Titan]



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Comments

Re: If F!S were a soap opera

[forgottenjester]

I'm glad this is going strong after it got frozen.

This is best.

Best.

(I'm assuming my brush with death is what made me a genie. Unless we're a genie family...)

Re: If F!S were a soap opera

[(Anonymous)]

You have supernatural powers because you're descended in a direct line from someone who was burned at the stake in Salem.

Re: If F!S were a soap opera

[forgottenjester]

So it runs in the family. We are a family of genies. Nice. Cosmic power will help me ruin lives.

But that means... oh my gosh, it's my family who almost kills me, isn't it? AND THEY PUT ME IN GENIE CUFFS AND FORCE ME INTO A LIFE OF SERVITUDE. DAMN THEM.

Re: If F!S were a soap opera

[greenvelvetcake]

Hm if the stuff upthread is canon, I was the one who slapped genie cuffs on you because of the whole incest thing? And then you ruin my time machine in revenge, so I'm stuck in this time period. Resigned to a life here, I open a bakery selling exclusively green velvet cakes, but no one buys them because dude, they're green. This drives me to drink. A lot.

Re: If F!S were a soap opera

[forgottenjester]

I know you're from the future but not who you are so in heartbreak I lash out. I grant iceyred's wish for love when really it's just a trap to have my heir. Then I raise my heir to be your downfall.

Re: If F!S were a soap opera

[iceyred]

I'm thinkin' your brush with death turned you into a bitter, angry assassin by night, mild mannered florist down the street by day. You arrange flowers for soap opera weddings, then you make divorce real easy.

Re: If F!S were a soap opera

[forgottenjester]

That's beautiful. Are you one of my clients? I have a high price and it isn't money.

Re: If F!S were a soap opera

[iceyred]

I am indeed. This is how I get pregnant a second time. I convince myself I can be happy until I accidentally discover your second job as a florist. Allergies, man. It'll never work. I leave the kid with you.

Re: If F!S were a soap opera

[(Anonymous)]

You go to law school in between bouts of flagellation.

Re: If F!S were a soap opera

[iceyred]

Where I meet one of the sons of my former employer who recognizes me as the mother of his nephew. Desperate to leave my old life behind me, I turn to forgottenjester to kill him off so nobody will know my terrible secret.

Re: If F!S were a soap opera

[forgottenjester]

I should have said my price was souls. I guess I changed it for you 'cause I wanted an heir. You're probably from good stock, hidden power in your lineage.

Now that I have her, my heir, I'm coldly disinterested in you and cruelly have taken sole custody. All the while I paint myself as the poor single mother.

Re: If F!S were a soap opera

[(Anonymous)]

I feel like I wanna be your apprentice or secretary, or something. You have so many dealings, you'd need someone to keep the books. Even genie florist/assassins need a hand sometimes, right? :P

Re: If F!S were a soap opera

[forgottenjester]

Works for me. Does this mean you're jealous of my heir? Of course, I specifically had them for revenge, so maybe not.

You're loyal but I think one day you might turn on me. I can't trust you so I keep asking if you would like a deal or two that might let me own your soul.