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I'm either an unnamed extra just to fill up space on set or the liquor. Like, "I'll have some Fingalsanteater, on the rocks."

People mix us up all the time. Obviously you're the long lost triplet.

The long lost triplet that is regulated to "background character who occasional reacts to things but has no lines and who everyone wished would stay lost."

Except they all thought I was the evil twin and

kajinscendre was the good twin. So what does that make you? Neutral? Are you LIKE THIS?!

That's me, exactly!

(except I secretly have lots of strong feelings and many scandalous secrets but no one will ever know)

You are the only one to frighten me.

I seem so normal with all the crazy incestuous time travel magic shenanigans going on, but when I get my Ensigns episode it turns out my innocuous, unassuming nature was just a facade and a lot of shit went down behind the scenes that no one saw or knew.

Re: If F!S were a soap opera

forgottenjester - 2014-01-25 03:35 (UTC) - Expand

I HAVE ANOTHER SIBLING!!!! Huzzah~

You and Lunabee both belonged to a utopian commune upstate. Noodly was the guru.

Ha. I escaped because it was too boring.

We read DS9 fanfic aloud to each other while we dried lavender for bath products. LOL

I combined those two roles in my mind and just imagined you sitting on the shelf, holding a bottle of Fingalsanteater. Case is too polite a bartender, so you heckle everyone's drink orders and refuse to let anyone drink Fingals if you disapprove of them.

It does sound kind of like the name of a cocktail. What would go in a Fingal's Anteater? Jokes about it containing ants aside, it should probably have mescal (famous for occasionally having a worm in the bottle). IDK... mescal, triple sec, ginger ale and lime juice?

Now, I want f!s themed drinks.

I don't really care what's in a Gina In The King's Road as long as it has dark rum. Dark rum, amaretto, and orange juice?

That should be tomorrow's conversation.

Yes.

Tall glass, long straw. Rim with sugar, 1 part gin, 2 parts grapefruit juice, smidge of 7-Up, drop one of those Trolli gummy worms with the sugar in there.

wrong

you are my maid, remember?

I'd be a horrible maid.

Like all the other maids, I keep offering you a lot of money for some... after hours work.

You accept while desperate. It turns out I've got an underground maid-fights video series.

stop harassing my staff

No way! I'm the amoral businessman. I smile and reveal how utterly innocent my behavior seems out of the context we both know.

I get shot next episode and am in a coma for a while.

Though when i come back it's revealed it wasn't you or fingal that did it, but case because of my role in the death of his neice.

fingalsanteater - 2014-01-25 04:09 (UTC) - Expand

insanenoodlyguy - 2014-01-25 04:12 (UTC) - Expand

that's okay

I'm a horrible employer

You say I'm your maid to people at the bar and they just think that's code for "Dom/sub girlfriends." We want them to think that, but in reality we are super villain cohorts and adorkable bffs.