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⌈ Secret Post #2579 ⌋

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Cuteanimalpics was a regular who would pull up pictures of cute animals on their phone, but has recently disappeared under ~mysterious~ circumstances

Nyx (sorry I can't spell their full name) would be the regular who usually gives long winded speeches, but they're actually pretty informative, and have a point, even if you don't agree with it.

Stella would be an older bitter regular who's not actually as bitter as they first appear, and has a bunch of knowledge and a bunch of stories, but she can't tell them for ~reasons.

Well, of course Stella can't tell them, she is everybody's analyst. Noodly, Nyxlestia, Jaybie, poor Icy's ineffectual paramour and his mom, who packed Icy off when she got in trouble--she knows all their secret traumas.

(reply from suspended user)

You are a psychotherapist because you come from a profoundly dysfunctional family. The person you thought was your big sister was actually your mom, whose parents (your grandparents) hid her away in a secret room of their huge, sprawling mansion when she got pregnant. Later, your grandfather locked you up in that same room for fear you should go the same way as your mom (he was addicted to locking up young girls). You had nothing to do but cover the walls with paintings.

Well don't drink tea at the bar next time. ;)

Well, sorry, you are old. But you wear it well.

Fine, you're not old, but you have an aura of wisdom and "older"ness, even if you're not *actually* old.

Either that or you were hit by an age ray and now are pissed off because there's no way to fix it yet. :I

During one of my stints as a good guy, I fund the search for cuteanimalpics, finally allowing them to use that jungle set they had wasting away in the back.

Ironically, Cuteanimalpics had discovered your other nefarious plot to patent an indigenous medicinal plant found only in that particular part of the Amazon and gain control of the whole supply. While scoping out the plant's habitat, Dietpoison, your botanist/prospector, discovers Cuteanimalpics languishing from an obscure tropical disease.

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