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⌈ Secret Post #2579 ⌋

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15. [SPOILERS for Shingeki No Kyojin / Attack On Titan]

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[The Venture Bros.]

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Case as the proprietor of the bar where everybody comes to drown their sorrows

ill_omened as the hard-bitten cop

chard as a snarky barfly who is bitter about being an adjunct for the past 25 years. Also works at the community college in women's history.

kajinscendre as the good twin

forgottenjester as the evil twin, destined to turn respectable after a brush with death. Florist by day, assassin by night. Also a genie.

Tabaqui as the kindly cat lady knows more about the whole thing than she's telling. Worked in the military.

Lunabee as the friendly mother figure, who briefly worked in commune.

Spreadsheet!anon as the detective who's overinvested in their job.

Radfem!anon as chard's bitter, but somewhat lackluster rival. Works at the community college in women's studies.

greenvelvetcake as kajinscendre's daughter who came back in time to stop a catastrophe.

iceyred as the sketchy family maid who sleeps with the husband and becomes pregnant with his child only to realize later that the child was the result of my one night of passion with his son who is now happily married.

fingalsanteater as the neutral triplet. May or may not be an often requested drink or horrible maid.

Cuteanimalpics as the regular who would pull up pictures of cute animals on their phone, but has recently disappeared under ~mysterious~ circumstances.

Nyx as the regular who usually gives long winded speeches, but they're actually pretty informative, and have a point, even if you don't agree with it.

stella as the old* bitter regular who's not actually as bitter as they first appear, and has a bunch of knowledge and a bunch of stories, but she can't tell them for ~reasons~. Gives advice, but never receives. Works at the hospital as a nurse.

Dethtoll's the mysterious neighbor that occasionally gets drunk and plays video games with stella to forget their troubles.

Noodles as the amoral businessman who helps or hinders protagonists and antagonists based soley on his ability to benefit from either. As a result, he has been shown capable of good acts but can't be trusted. Sometimes ends up in comas.

Othellia, intrigueing, and Gina as the classy ladies at the corner table who are more approachable than they first appear. Maybe either a witches coven or Greek fates that steer the lives of everyone in the town towards some mysterious end ... good? bad? no one knows. except maybe dreemyweird.

nursejoy as the sexy villian disgused as the cute young ingenue and that has really big glasses and frizzy hair or something.

loracarol as the somewhat oldfashioned bookworm that occasionally pokes in. Also the high school valedictorian and .... somebody's daughter, and has many influences in the town are hoping to steal them towards their sinister plots as soon as you graduate! Also works in the bookstore with her new cat.

Man. I need to get a better background. I marry a bad boy who rides a Harley. He may or may not be myself from an alternate dimension.

Don't complain. Your wedding is the event of the season. You get to wear a beautiful dress.

I hope it sets on fire!

I forgot to tell you about the part where Radfemanon tries to stop your wedding because she thinks you should not be throwing yourself away on Harley!Boy.

I hope he is very handsome and wearing a fedora. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Chard is also my evil right-hand woman.

I would like to propose that cloud_riven is a hardboiled detective who can see right through my act.

Edited 2014-01-25 05:23 (UTC)

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