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Ah, this reminds me of one guy who smelled so bad he turned people away from an entire section of the library. It was horrible. He was in a hall that sat between me and the closest bathrooms. I would hold my breath.

But honestly I just think it's your bad luck. Both guys and girl can get rank when they think their sweet asses don't stink. Dumb college butts.

At my old workplace we had a guy who smelled so bad, people literally picked out the chair he'd been sitting on, in a breakroom with about thirty chairs, on multiple occasions.

At my old workplace we had a regular customer who sat in the same chair for hours almost every day (bookstore) and eventually my managers had to throw it out it smelled so bad.

So it was a fabric chair?

Yeah, it was a big armchair for customers to read in.

Aaaaahhhhh, a store I used to go to had those but eventually got rid of all of them. Made me sad. I thought it was just because they didn't want people reading their stuff anymore but maybe it was something else.

I think it was to make room for the electronics and toys.

Dude, they got rid of them way, way, way before then.

(Also, did you hear they're losing money since they went their anti-physical book route? I find that funny.)

Edited 2014-01-30 00:01 (UTC)

No way? Huh... Well, I know at Borders they would come along and tell you stand up, if you were sitting in an aisle reading a book. Maybe BnN did take up a similar policy.

They totes did.

That's... depressing. Did he have a condition or did he just not wash?

Pretty sure he just didn't wash.

Like occasionally he's come in smelling all right, and we know he came in in the same clothes he'd been wearing the day before for a couple days in a row - which is depressing all on its own.

But hell, I'm not a doctor, what do we know.

That sucks for him and for you.

This is like a mythical story to me. I've never been around or met someone who smelled THAT strongly. Not that I don't believe you, I just can't conceptualize it.

Ah, yeah. I had never encountered such a thing before I had to deal with this guy.

And I knew it wasn't a medical issue he had because I could see the dirt and grim on his skin and nails. He was using very expensive equipment that obviously belonged to him so he could obviously afford to shower. Really, it was just a washing issue. The issue being that he refused to do it for some reason.

Oh man, this reminds me. I worked at a gas station and there was this one woman who came in regularly who smelled so bad, you could catch a whiff when she walked in the door. Her clothes were visibly dirty and she never wore a bra or panties (her clothes were so tight, you could tell) and she'd always give me money from between her breasts. I was always worried it would show on my face that I wasn't too pleased with her sweaty breast money.

there's nothing quite like handling warm, wet money that you just know feels that way due to being carried against someone's sweaty skin...

//shudder//

I used to work in a comic shop. I'm sure there were plenty of less-than-pleasant-smelling customers, but the only one I remember is a dude who routinely came in smelling so horrible that he'd stink up the entire store from one end to the other and drive the other customers out. For YEARS this went on.

At one point a co-worker finally had enough, called him up to the conter and said, "Man, what's with the aroma? You smell like two skunks fuckin' in an onion patch!"

oh god that reminds me of a guy in one of my classes who smelled SO HORRIBLE that everyone else would race to get to the class early and get the seats in the front so that we would be guaranteed not to be near him. You had to cover your nose when he walked in the room; once I ended up in the back of the room and he sat next to me and I honestly couldn't focus on the lecture because of his smell.
The sad part is that he was actually a friendly enough guy; he was just so stinky (and generally unkempt, always wearing stained, ripped sweatpants and having greasy hair) that no one would associate with him.

To this day I wonder if that was all some kind of social experiment.

Did anyone ever tell him?

had a customer like this at the bank i used to work at. he'd walk in the door and you'd be able to smell him from the other end of the room, which was a good 40 feet away. and his appearance wasn't much better -- greasy hair sticking up at odd angles, clothes torn and caked with dirt, shoes falling apart. never made much sense to me; guy wasn't exactly hurting for money.

helping him was torture. you'd basically have to try and hold your breath while he was with you, but if he had a lot of business to take care of, thst was im,possible. one of my coworkers nearly threw up once after he'd paid us a particulsrly long visit.

if he happened to have to wait in the lobby, we'd spray the chair he'd been sitting in after he left. it was a necessity.

See, stuff like that I just don't get.

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