[ SECRET POST #2586 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2586 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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04. http://i.imgur.com/e147T3b.jpg
[linked for porny, RL people]


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05. http://i.imgur.com/Dfsphg7.jpg
[Sherilyn Fenn, Twin Peaks; also linked for sort of porny (at OP's request), RL person]


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11. [WARNING for eating disorders]



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13. [WARNING for underage]

[Final Fantasy XII]


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Comments

[fscom]

02. http://imgur.com/B1AdH6H.png

[insanenoodlyguy]

The fuck's wrong with this boy!?

SHE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE WHISKERS, LET ALONE A BEARD

Pedophiles make me vomit.

[iceyred]

Cute art, stupid romance.

[nan]

I really don't want them to get romantic in the movie but damn I'm digging the fanart they're getting.

[blueonblue]

That's really cute fanart.

Love triangle?

[elephantinegrace]

I was under the impression that a love triangle was when someone (usually a vapid, flat-charactered female) couldn't decide between a really pretty guy who treated her like dirt and a less pretty guy who treats her like a queen. Or at least when there was some indecision. I think the movie's done it's best to show that there's actually no competition; Tauriel's feelings for Legolas get as far as manipulative friendship. I really don't see where this love triangle thing is coming from.

Re: Love triangle?

[(Anonymous)]

I thought (in the more traditional sense) that a love triange was when Character A was in love with Character B who was in love with Character C who was in love with Character A.

In this case, it seems to be more Kili and Legolas loving Tauriel while Tauriel loves kicking ass and being super competent.

Re: Love triangle?

[(Anonymous)]

Their relationship fits somewhere here, hence love triangle: http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TriangRelations

[(Anonymous)]

Can't wait until he dies next movie

[(Anonymous)]

lmfao

OP

[(Anonymous)]

Yes, maybe they both die, in each other's arms! That's how I want all my ships to end, if they can't be together.

Re: OP

[(Anonymous)]

Really? Fuck that. Seriously. He dies with his brother. And if he doesn't die with his brother, there is something seriously fucking wrong with that.

The entire point of the Fili & Kili storyline is that they die for their family, they die protecting family.

Don't fucking take that away from me.

Re: OP

[(Anonymous)]

OP you sound like an idiot.

Re: OP

[(Anonymous)]

OP sounds more like a troll.

Re: OP

[(Anonymous)]

People make it easy sometimes.

[elaminator]

D'awwwwww, so cute. This fandom makes the best fanart. (I don't really like love triangles either, but...whatever. Legolas is clearly meant to be with Gimli anyway.)

[rubbertea]

I have nothing to say about the pairing, but Kili looks so not dwarf-y here that at first glance I thought he was Aragorn.

[ninety6tears]

I'm enjoying the fanart of this pairing more than I liked it in the movie. Maybe because in my imagination it's adorable but not as cheesy.

[mimi-sardinia.livejournal.com]

This makes my Boromir muse annoyed enough to go fight the Witchking on his own.

Or at least go find Shakurán for some pointless sex. (My Boromir muse is not allowed to have his Kíli right now).

[(Anonymous)]

Will you stop talking about your RP already? No one cares. It's getting annoying. Talk about it all you like in your own space or RP comm, but here it's completely irrelevant.

[mimi-sardinia.livejournal.com]

I'll keep doing so just to annoy you, Anon.

[diet_poison]

idek who that is but ia, fuck love triangles

[lex_antonia]

I hate love triangles, and I hate movie!Legolas. I was surprisingly okay with the romance, though.

[(Anonymous)]

IMO it's not a love triangle cause she's not into Legolas at all

and yeah, when they started talking through the bars and giving each other The Eyes I was like OH LORD POINTLESS ROMANCE INCOMING....but then I found myself thinking it was cuuuute

[(Anonymous)]

Pointless to the point of filler, but damn; it was cute, it was cute damnit.

And what is romance if not pointless? Tauriel is definitely a disney princess (she so wants MOREtm and is sassy and selfless and in love)but not in a bad way (not terribly original or thought provoking either) but at the end is just cute.

I mean, it will end in bloodshed, but so far is cute. Not deep at all, BUT SO GODAMNED CUTE