[ SECRET POST #2597 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2597 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

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Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ], [ 1 - titc ].
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Comments

Re: Weirdest fanfics you've ever read!

[kaijinscendre]

A Yu-Gi-Oh Seto/Joey one where they decide to have sex emulating different animal species (sex while sky diving like birds).

A LOTR fic where (whatever race of elves Legolas is, are slaves to other elves. And Aragorn is an asshole who owns Legolas. And if you rub their ears the slave elves get horny. And at one point Legolas has sex with a tree. I'll remember that fic until the day I die.

Re: Weirdest fanfics you've ever read!

[(Anonymous)]

That LOTR one reminded me of a fic I once read where a female elf is taken hostage by the goblins, and the goblin king has her drink a potion that makes her desperate to fuck him. It describes her vision narrowing until all she can see in his penis, and then it describes his penis in detail, and it is the most disgusting penis you could possibly imagine.

Re: Weirdest fanfics you've ever read!

[cakemage]

Celebrian, right?

Re: Weirdest fanfics you've ever read!

[(Anonymous)]

I think I've heard of that LotR one (but never read it). I think it might eb kind of infamous.

Re: Weirdest fanfics you've ever read!

[kaijinscendre]

How terrible. D: I could probably find it again.

Re: Weirdest fanfics you've ever read!

[herpymcderp]

But... birds don't have sex while in flight. Like...ever.

Re: Weirdest fanfics you've ever read!

[kaijinscendre]

It was anime fic. Don't question it. Just accept it.

Re: Weirdest fanfics you've ever read!

[(Anonymous)]

I read a really weird one where House was Elrond's sex slave.

Re: Weirdest fanfics you've ever read!

[(Anonymous)]

And at one point Legolas has sex with a tree. I'll remember that fic until the day I die.

Hahaha! Are you the person who wrote in fandomsecrets that you were afraid that this fic might be one of the things you were wondering about (aloud, of course) with your dying breath? I still remember someone writing about that - too funny!

Re: Weirdest fanfics you've ever read!

[kaijinscendre]

Yes! That would be my last dying breath. "Legolas....fucked....a tree." X_X