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⌈ Secret Post #2600 ⌋

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08. [WARNING for rape]

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[Lilo and Stitch]

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[Panic! at the Disco]

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14. [WARNING for child molestation?]
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I don't understand how you can "look" like a child molester. What are the visual symptoms of child molesting, exactly?

Pencil mustache, creepy smile, and ugly-looking, I think.

Not that's at all accurate.

Why a pencil mustache though? IDGI.

Because they are creepy.

Big '80's glasses.

I saw an article once where the pervert in question actually wore those glasses. The comments were all over it. (Warning: seriously triggery.) http://jezebel.com/5991675/australian-radio-host-asks-sex-abuse-victim-if-she-was-at-fault

Ugh, seconding this. Don't read that article if you want to enjoy the rest of your day.

Oh.
Him.

God that broadcast was creepy as fuck.

you think that is ugly looking?!

No, I'm saying that pedos as shown as ugly-looking because ugly-looking apparently means evil.

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(Anonymous) - 2014-02-15 01:57 (UTC) - Expand

Could be the OP just saw a picture at some point (I hope only a picture) of a molester who happened to resemble the actor and the impression stuck.

I know there are times when I'll see a photo of someone accused or convicted of some awful crime and think, "Yeah, I can believe he (less often she) did that." It's not so much a person's features as something in their eyes and their expression, to me. Though come to think of it, now that the OP has brought it up, when I think "child molester" the image that immediately comes to mind is one of a mature dark-haired white male.

I still try not to prejudge people based on appearances, though. Looks can be deceiving.

Putting aside the ridiculousness of assuming things based on looks alone, Colin Farrell looks like a child molester? How many of his movies have you actually seen?

That's not exactly Farrell's best picture. Also, he's one of those rare people who look worse all cleaned up. He needs messy hair, a ringed t-shirt, frayed jeans and a 5 o'clock shadow to look good. The only other person who has this trait that I can think of is Johnny Depp. They are not tux people.

Needs to be more messy.

A little bit more...

Getting there. Less dress shirt and more t-shirt.

And there you are

NO, WAIT TOO FAR! BACK! BACK!

AHHHHHHH, BETTER.

I'm distracted by the tiny goat. <3

Well, at least you know, he works well with kids!

LOL tea up my nose!!

In addition to him having the expression of a lost little child in the first one, the positioning of the poster behind him makes him look like he's wearing one huge dangly earring.

He does look nicer if he's a little scruffy, I never thought about it.cAnd that goat picture is cracking me up.

That goat is fucking adorable and I want to hug it. Gahhhhh, SO CUTE.

Uh, and Farrell does look better scruffy, IA. There's not too many people I feel that way about, but he's one of them.

Also Viggo Mortensen. He loses attractiveness points for every stroke of the razor. LOL

Men of Danish heritage in general look better scruffy. Mads Mikkelsen looks better roughed up than he does in suit. I think it's the Viking gene.

Hahahaha. I so did not expect this secret to result in Colin Farrel picspam, but I am so glad it did.

Also, OP's secret makes me a bit sad. Having seen interviews with the man, he seems genuinely sweet.

It's the Irish thing right? You think Irish, you think catholic. You think catholic you think priest.
I don't agree with your racism, but I think I understand it.

I have no idea why you think a child molestor has a certain look.

Also very confused by the comment about Saving Mr Banks? His character has a drinking problem, that's all, he's nice to his children and certainly no dodgy in any way.