[ SECRET POST #2611 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2611 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 02 pages, 045 secrets from Secret Submission Post #372.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 1 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 1 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

Re: Silly questions

[(Anonymous)]

Is Brown Bunny really only worth it for the blow job scene? Because right now it just seems like a really long motorcycle race followed by some very 70s feelling nonsense.

Re: Silly questions

[(Anonymous)]

And now a creepy guy just picked up some stupid jailbait. Here's a silly question: Why am I watching this movie? I might just bounce around until there are some porny bits that I might skip if they're too creepy, because they contain Creepy Guy.

It's rare that I can be 9.5 minutes into a movie and already declare it so bad.

Re: Silly questions

[(Anonymous)]

I thought you were talking about an actual motorcycle race and now I am disapointed.

Re: Silly questions

[mekkio]

It is a bad film. Worse, it's a bad film that will make you want take a shower with a brillo pad afterward to wash the ick off. Just go watch some regular porn. You won't have that mental scarring.

Re: Silly questions

[(Anonymous)]

Yep, I clicked around on the timeline, advancing about 2 to 5 minutes a click, and it was all pretty shitty. Felt like I spent a lot of time staring out of a van windshield and watching Creepy Guy creep in front yards. Hoped the BJ scene wouldn't be so offputting since I had no real context for any of it, but yeah. Still bad.

Netflix thought I'd give this a 1.5, and that's a highball number if I ever saw one. (Also, I really wish we could rate by the halfstar on Netflix, but I suppose that's a different conversation.)