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[ SECRET POST #2625 ]

⌈ Secret Post #2625 ⌋

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What it says up top.

For me, it pretty much goes against everything I typically read, but lately I've really been craving some smutty, cheating Jenny/Esposito fic for Castle. With or without bonus angsty sad Ryan.

I could really go for BDSM fic. But I can't because like 90% of it contains humiliation or feminization elements which both squick me.

Yeah. I like a bunch of BDSM kinks, but I am right with you on feminization.

Same. Humiliation, oddly, I like, but no feminization please.

Re: Things you don't normally want but could really go for

(Anonymous) - 2014-03-12 00:48 (UTC) - Expand

I'm not particularly into it but sometimes, I'm really into feminization (for both sexes).

Humiliation is fine, but feminization is ugh. DNW.

Same. Feminization maybe I could take depending on the way it's written, but I cannot do any humiliation. Squicks me right out of the story. Which yeah, hard to find good BDSM minus humiliation, which is weird.

coffeeeeeeee.

Usually I'm all for platonic, family relationships, but lately I've been shipping all the mentor/student pairs....

Give me all the Will/Magnus Sanctuary fic!

(also age differences. I am MADLY shipping Abby with Ducky on NCIS rn)

Please to be sharing your Ducky/Abby ship manifesto. It is relevant to my interests.

I don't really have a manifesto as such lol. Mostly it's that scene where he's telling her his plans for a date (probably with the villainess 'cause Ducky's always fallin for the bad girls) and she's like "Ducky, you're the man." and he just gives this little 'damn straight' nod. "Why can't I find a man like you?" and he basically replies, "If this doesn't work out you might have a chance," and the whole think was KINDA jokey, but mostly flirty and challenging and sparky.

And they like similar things, and neither of them gives a shit about the appearance of their SO, and they both have Gibbs wrapped around their fingers, and I DON'T KNOW MAN it just won'e leave me alone. XD (Things are ESPECIALLY juicy cause I can't not headcanon Ducky as 2nd-career undercover Ilya Kuryakin)

Re: Things you don't normally want but could really go for

lunabee34 - 2014-03-12 17:31 (UTC) - Expand

Yeah, doesn't seem to be much in the way of Jenny/Esposito around them thar internets. But thinking about "smutty cheating Jenny/Esposito" kind of has me wanting "depressed Kevin, alone with his dark thoughts."

yacht party au

I don't normally do slice-of-life fic, preferring stuff with actual plot (or, occasionally, smut)... but last night I realized that I desperately want fic of the main characters from any of my current fandoms assembling flat-pack furniture from IKEA.

CAN IT BE ESKA AND BOLIN

if so i want this too

omg

oooooooooooomggggg

It absolutely can. But there needs to be a cameo with Korra getting angrily frustrated and attempting to set the whole thing on fire. Because she would.

Bolin won't get frustrated, but he'll be comically bad at it in the beginning, and gradually start figuring out how to make sense of the instructions. Pabu will retrieve screws and bolts that try to escape under the sofa. Eska will consider the entire endeavor beneath her at first... but start paying attention despite herself and points out when Bolin is trying to use the wrong piece or misses a step. Working together, the two of them manage to sort it out surprisingly well eventually (though it takes a while), because neither of them will get violently disgusted with the whole endeavor (*pointed look at Mako and Korra*)

Of course, Asami would have the whole thing assembled in twenty minutes, if anyone bothered to ask.

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caecilia - 2014-03-12 00:30 (UTC) - Expand

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cassandraoftroy - 2014-03-12 00:37 (UTC) - Expand

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caecilia - 2014-03-12 00:55 (UTC) - Expand

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cassandraoftroy - 2014-03-12 01:15 (UTC) - Expand

...now I want this too. Hell, I even want it for fandoms I know nothing about.

(And right now, I'm imagining Ed and Winry getting horribly frustrated at Ikea instructions and devolving into arguing with each other, while Al quietly grabs the parts and puts it together.)

I'm very vanilla when it comes to my new fandom because it involves real people, but all of a sudden I really want petplay impregnation fic, where two people I don't ship together are puppies for RL couples and are "bred" together as part of the play, then decide between themselves to dispense with contraceptives and go for it for real next time. Since this is fairly specific I guess I'll be writing it myself!

I didn't think I was into pet play but then one of my favorite porn actors did a pet play scene and there was just something about the way he moved and reacted to the other actor... there might be something there.

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Re: Things you don't normally want but could really go for

anonymouslyyours - 2014-03-12 01:39 (UTC) - Expand

I don't normally like BDSM, but right now I could go for Sif dominating the hell out of Coulson.

In the pairing I like, I usually prefer one character to top the other, but for some reason I really want him to be the bottom this time. In a very IC way of course.

Teen Wolf prostitution AUs that somehow work with canon. I don't even like prostitution AUs in general, and I think I've read exactly one that I like in any fandom. Why I'm craving them now, I have no idea.

I could really go for this guy on my facebook feed rn but I've already turned his rude come ons down so many times hooking up with him now will reinforce the whole 'no doesn't mean no, persistence is the ticket!' attitude. Also doubt he's going to take the 'one time' part of the 'one time hookup' seriously.

ugh this is why you can't have nice things ~~your biceps being the obvious exception~~ dude

Fries.

I've been reading a lot of soul mates fic in my current fandom and I don't know why. I hate that trope.

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