[ SECRET POST #2632 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2632 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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02.
[Game of Thrones]


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03.
[Patrick Stump / Fall Out Boy]


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04.
[Men in Black, Agent Coulson]


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05.
[Twin Peaks]


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06.
[Defenders of Berk/How To Train Your Dragon 2]


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07.
[Lily Allen]


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08.
[Attack on Titan]


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09.
[The Brittas Empire]


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10.
[Panic! at the Disco]


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11.
[Frozen]













Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 02 pages, 037 secrets from Secret Submission Post #376.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[iceyred]

Holy monkey balls that eye make-up is distractingly terrible. Try hard much, dude?

[forgottenjester]

I thought it was poorly done too. Doesn't the guy have makeup artists?

[iceyred]

Or somebody who loves him enough to tell him that was a bad decision?

[forgottenjester]

Six of one, half-dozen of the other.

[iceyred]

The make-up is a plea for attention. He's starved for affection and reaching out for someone to please, please tell him how to put on mascara without stabbing himself in the eye or looking like an emo clown.

[forgottenjester]

So we have to wait for a bandmember to tell him? But what if they never do?

[iceyred]

Then we have to take matters into our own tentacles. We'll stage protests outside their concerts, with signs demanding he wash that gunk off! Start a hunger strike! Discussions in the internet forums! We will not rest until he washes that stuff off his face...or until the next season of Game of Thrones. Whichever comes first.

[forgottenjester]

But-but! That takes effort!

[iceyred]

It's for the cause, sister! We must work for the glorious cause of convincing this man to stop wearing that crap! It is holy and righteous!

[forgottenjester]

Can't we just throw holy water on him? That should take the horrible makeup off.

[iceyred]

Make it pasta sauce blessed by the Flying Spaghetti Monster! May His Noodly Appendage bless us all, and wipe the sins of bad make-up away.

[greenvelvetcake]

Ke$ha wore it better!

[iceyred]

Ke$ha wore it first. Unless....didn't Madonna or BritBrit wear something similar?

And if you want to see the very definition of 'try too hard' may I present you with Black Veil Brides?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0EQlIzPowM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCjV-80Tqog

I can never decide if they're mocking the emo scene, or if they actually take themselves seriously. Either way they carry on the fine tradition of terribad make-up.

[greenvelvetcake]

I like Black Veil Brides

I don't think a band in 2014 could wear what they do on aa regular basis and not have it be a little tongue-in-cheek.

[iceyred]

Awww. I didn't mean to mock your band. Well, okay, I did. But not to be mean. Sorry.

I'll go with tongue-in-cheek. It makes it funnier.

[greenvelvetcake]

I am incredibly offended. How could you mock a band as wonderfully majestic as this



How, I ask you??

(It was really hard picking just one picture.)

[iceyred]

How did they take that picture without laughing? I'd have been giggling throughout that photoshoot.

Majestic are they? Are they as majestic as Ridiculously Majestic Thorin?

[IMG]http://i60.tinypic.com/2zqyekg.jpg[/IMG]

[(Anonymous)]

That was my only thought about the secret.

[iceyred]

Mine too. I don't remember what the secret was about, but I remember the terribad make-up.