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fandomsecrets2014-03-22 03:44 pm
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Re: Boys Don't Cry
(Anonymous) 2014-03-22 11:52 pm (UTC)(link)Rumple is fascinating, though, because he's actually an incredibly weak and emotional man pretending to be a calm, rational chessmaster. He's all calm-calm-scheming-calm and then flips out or crumples in tears when people push the wrong buttons. And it's odds-on whether he's more dangerous in his emotional or rational states, because when he's rational he'll spend 300 years calmly planning the demise of a world, but when he's emotional he decides to spend 300 years calmly planning the demise of a world. Also, flips out, burns castles down and kills demons. He's easier to defeat when he's emotional because he makes more mistakes, but he's also at his most physically dangerous then, and it's where all his stupidly strong resolve emerges from. If you deliberately make him cry, you'd better put him down there and then because if you don't he will hold that grudge well into the 'rational scheming' phase, and then you are screwed.
Also, he looks incredibly pathetic when he crumples. Robert Carlyle's face. And he cries for good stuff as well as bad. He cries when someone he loves gives him hope, he cries when confessing his feelings, he goddamn cries over a hamburger (well, much more meaningful in context, but still).
He is weak and fragile and emotional and goddamn lethal. I love him.
Re: Boys Don't Cry
(Anonymous) 2014-03-23 02:26 am (UTC)(link)almost
because Robert Carlyle really was the best part of it
Re: Boys Don't Cry
(Anonymous) 2014-03-23 03:16 am (UTC)(link)Fair warning: if you stopped watching because "goddammit, why the fuck is everyone related?" then stay the hell away and just look for Rumple compilations.
Re: Boys Don't Cry
(Anonymous) 2014-03-23 03:36 am (UTC)(link)The show's got problems. Quite a few of them. I love it, but then I would probably watch the biggest ball of shite and tripe just to see Rumple and Emma be awesome and tragic some more. I don't think we're there yet, and I actually think we're recovering a bit right now, but I am horribly biased and should admit that up front :)
Re: Boys Don't Cry
(Anonymous) 2014-03-23 04:03 am (UTC)(link)I worry about that, though, because the way the show has been framed, it seems like his only chance at happiness is to give up magic entirely forever, and unless everyone he cares about (admittedly not a big group) agrees to stay with him in a land without magic while all his enemies are back in FTL and can't try and kill him or his family, giving up magic would basically mean someone would eventually kill him and/or hurt his family to get revenge for something he'd done.
(Plus I don't see him getting a happy ending, Belle or no Belle, if Bae dies, but apparently not many people care about that because he can have more kids with Belle or something. I'm a Rumbeller and all, but ugh. It's not like Belle will be happy if he dies either.)