[ SECRET POST #2642 ]

[case]

⌈ Secret Post #2642 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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[Homestuck]


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03. http://i.imgur.com/BVCZgbY.gif
[moving gif]


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04.
[Michelle Lee]


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[Ping Pong the Animation]


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[Lord of the Rings]


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14. [SPOILERS for Pandora Hearts]



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15. [WARNING for sexual/emotional abuse]
















Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 00 pages, 000 secrets from Secret Submission Post #377.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 1 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[intrigueing]

I lol'd in real life. This is definitely one of the best-written secrets I've seen in a long time. Thanks, OP!

/inserts PSA about stoned driving in the rushed tone of a market risks disclaimer after mutual funds commercial

[(Anonymous)]

*mayresultinhalfclosedeyesandnotcaringifanyoneelsesignalseverorifsignalsexistbecausewhatisthatstickforbesidethesteeringwheeloooohprettystickikindoflikeititkindofmakesaclickingsound*

[(Anonymous)]

...I never did get the appeal of Mary Jane, but now I am even less inclined. Not to mention the fact that it can be cut with a lot of other nasty stuff, these days...

[(Anonymous)]

Not if you're getting it from a dispensary!

[inevitableentresol]

Me too. The last line provoked a big guffaw. Well, done OP.

[(Anonymous)]

Well done? Yeah, when they kill someone, you still gonna be patting them on the back?

So many morons on this thread.

[inevitableentresol]

It was obviously a joke.

Anyway, if they're already smoking spliffs while driving, what makes it any more dangerous to be doing bongs?

Fail twice, I'm afraid.

[(Anonymous)]

They're not going to kill anyone, because they are very obviously not actually doing this. It is a joke. You are the moron, here.

And before you start in with the "OH WELL IT'S A BAD JOKE BECAUSE DANGEROUS," how about you stop and think about the fact that you are completely okay with the state having power over life and death?