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⌈ Secret Post #2642 ⌋

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[Homestuck]

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03. http://i.imgur.com/BVCZgbY.gif
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[Michelle Lee]

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[Ping Pong the Animation]

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[Lord of the Rings]

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14. [SPOILERS for Pandora Hearts]

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15. [WARNING for sexual/emotional abuse]

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10. http://i.imgur.com/0Nf44Tp.jpg

I really hope this secret is a troll.

Shhhhh.

That...is only because you don't understand how smoking a bong actually works.

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(Anonymous) - 2014-03-28 23:00 (UTC) - Expand

(Anonymous) - 2014-03-28 23:05 (UTC) - Expand

I really hope they meant to imply that the bong is also not being used in the car.

(Anonymous) - 2014-03-28 23:09 (UTC) - Expand

Hahaha. Sweet, can I catch a ride? I promise I won't let the water spill.

You should also always use a straw when drinking while driving. Much safer.

lol

this amused me

a vape is CLEARLY the correct way to go

Yes!

Was just about to say that.

...and suddenly I understand why the gov't has made ecigs illegal...

Re: Don't be an idiot, OP

(Anonymous) - 2014-03-29 02:30 (UTC) - Expand

As someone who grew up around pot, it is really to start a fire with one.

Pot is meant to start fires?

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On the off chance that you aren't a troll, I hope you live in America. And get pulled over in Texas or any of our other fine states that have the death penalty.

I cannot stand people who don't realize that what they're driving is a goddam two-ton weapon.

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replicantangel - 2014-03-29 20:15 (UTC) - Expand

Fuck bongs. Edibles all the way while you are driving. You don't have to worry about the man pulling you over and smelling bud in your car.

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(Anonymous) - 2014-03-29 16:24 (UTC) - Expand

I lol'd in real life. This is definitely one of the best-written secrets I've seen in a long time. Thanks, OP!

/inserts PSA about stoned driving in the rushed tone of a market risks disclaimer after mutual funds commercial

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Welp, I lol'd. Well written.

lol wtf.

how about you don't drive while smoking/drinking anything

I snorted really hard when I finished this secret. I love the Big Lewbowski but I sincerely hope that this isn't sincere.

If you are real, you are a real jerk.

Fuck you.

Re: Thanks for the TW asshole!

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Man, I am way too lazy to even attempt to learn how to use a bong. Pipes are way easier, though I did find a brownie recipe that looks simple enough...

But anyway. Don't do weed and drive, unless you brought enough to share with the cops.

I thought it was funny, OP, especially when I started thinking about someone actually trying to use a bong while driving.

Re: I'm not entirely sure how anyone can read this as anything other than a joke.

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(Anonymous) - 2014-03-29 06:03 (UTC) - Expand

Eh, if you're used to being stoned, and not high as fuck, driving isn't a problem. You're cautious and hyper-aware, and no, driving too slowly isn't a thing unless you want to make it a thing. Too many other drugs, like alcohol, instil over-confidence and slow reaction times. Driving if you're not used to it = bad stuff. I haven't smoked for over a decade, having found other meds, but I do drive with a disability, and I have to compensate for my stuff, and I lol at people who think it's impossible to compensate. Not that I like driving or do it often. But I know I drive well, and am told I do.