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⌈ Secret Post #2644 ⌋

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My girlfriend so very much wants to put something phallic inside of me. It's funny because she's never going to get to!! I've said "I'll take a length when you have the guts to go into a shop and buy the strap on in person".

Speaking as a straight guy that takes it up the butt from his girlfriend sometimes, you're missing out, man. Go help her pick out a nice one.

This is the second time you've commented about being nervous about stuff in your butt. Is there something you need to talk about, y?

Ha! that is true. but no, I just don't like the idea of stuff in my butt, and yet the world seems to be conspiring to populate my butt with stuff.

But why? There's nothing inherently gay or wrong with stuff in your butt.

There's nothing inherently right about stuff in your butt either, mind you (I ain't straight and I'm not a huge fan myself) but it's not something that should freak you out that much. You might really enjoy it, you never know.

Oh I know there's nothing gay about it, and I sure as shit know it's not wrong.
I just don't think it's for me. the idea is of something going that way through the butt is... off putting. I wouldn't say I freak out about it either, I mean I'd be willing to let my girlfriend do what she needs to do, but I just don't plan on making it easy for her.

lol well don't get me wrong, I'm not telling you to go out and get that strap on just because she wants to do it. ...That's actually probably a terrible idea.

I'm just saying relax (no double entendre intended). If it's not for you a bit of lighter experimenting should make it clear pretty fast.

Unless you've found some other way of expelling solid waste from your body, I'd think a certain amount of stuff in your butt (hopefully briefly) is very right indeed.

...You know, I'd tell you to google "stoma", but I wouldn't actually recommend it. Suffice it to say, there are ways to poop that don't involve your butt at all.

Seriously if you're at all squeamish don't google it.

Conspiring? In ways other than your girlfriend being into pegging?

The other time I brought my arse up (good god I wish I had not ever brought up my arse) was because apparently it became necessary for me to use a fairly large applicator for some bum medicine.

I don't really think the world is really conspiring to have things put in me, I'm just trying to explain the circumstances leading to me, on two separate occasions, talking about my reluctance to have things in my bum.

You sound like my husband, and that's perfectly okay! I don't know why it's such a bad thing to have preferences, some people just don't want to have stuff going up their pooper. I dunno if it's fanfic or what, but so many people seem to think that hitting the prostate is like pressing some magical button that'll make guys who previously wanted nothing up there all of a sudden beg and plead for it all the time. It doesn't work like that, preferences are preferences, and not every guy is going to enjoy something up their ass. It's just how it is.

Here's the problem, dawg: the second she summons the cajones to go and buy that strap-on, you're fucked.

Literally!

you sound like such a homophobic dudebro jsyk

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