[ SECRET POST #2655 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2655 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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[Divergent]


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04. [WARNING for underage character+sex?]



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[Archer]


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[Hannibal]


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[Wolverine and the X-Men]










Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 01 pages, 07 secrets from Secret Submission Post #379.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 1 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 1 2 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

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Post a light-hearted quote that epitomizes a character in your fandom

[(Anonymous)]

Select a quote that you feel conveys a lot of meaning about a character in a fandom. The catch -- it can't be a super-serious, important quote. It has to be something trivial and incidental to the main plot.

Repeat for as many characters and fandoms as you want!

Re: Post a light-hearted quote that epitomizes a character in your fandom

[mekkio]

"I swear, one of these times, you're going to wake up in a coma." - Cordelia to Giles in Buffy: The Vampire Slayer

This wraps up both Cordelia's train of logic and Giles' luck in one neat little package.

Re: Post a light-hearted quote that epitomizes a character in your fandom

[(Anonymous)]

That is my favorite line in the first 3 seasons <3

Re: Post a light-hearted quote that epitomizes a character in your fandom

[(Anonymous)]

It's also an eerie forshadowing of Cordelia's own fate in Angel if you stop to think about it.

Re: Post a light-hearted quote that epitomizes a character in your fandom

[intrigueing]

"There is literally no one in the world I don't hate right now." - Toby Ziegler, The West Wing

Re: Post a light-hearted quote that epitomizes a character in your fandom

[inkdust]

Quite the epitome of Toby.

Re: Post a light-hearted quote that epitomizes a character in your fandom

[(Anonymous)]

"Have we sent the 'don't shoot us we're pathetic' transmission yet?" --Crichton, Farscape

Re: Post a light-hearted quote that epitomizes a character in your fandom

[fingalsanteater]

<3

Re: Post a light-hearted quote that epitomizes a character in your fandom

[diet_poison]

"You’re bloody insane, Karede", Mat said. "Unfortunately, so am I. You’re in good company."

gog damn I love Mat Cauthon. a lot.

(I could list at least 20 other quotes, including 10 from this book alone)

(also I'm still about 100 pages from the end so please no AMoL spoilers ^^;)

Re: Post a light-hearted quote that epitomizes a character in your fandom

[(Anonymous)]

"No, obviously the Time Lords have programmed the TARDIS always to return to Earth. It seems that I'm some kind of a galactic yo-yo."

Third Doctor, The Claws of Axos. Showed a lot of his mix of exasperation, humour and bitterness, I think.

Scene found here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfhhJPtAg1k


Blake: "Does it support any intelligent life?"
Avon: "Does the Liberator?"

Avon is basically the best source of these in Blake's 7, though Vila, Dayna, Zen and Orac get in a few good ones too. I like this one though because he legitimately does think they're all idiots. The fact that he's almost died for quite a few of them is incidental.

Avon quip compilation here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWHLU8fwi80


"You are a drug dealer. To tiny fairies. Shame."

Dresden Files, Sanya to Harry Dresden. Because it shows how hilariously capable of rolling with things Sanya is, how genuinely bizarre some of Harry's solutions look to other people, and how very much Harry doesn't tend to realise that.


"On your trip back I'd like you to take your time to learn the Babylon 5 mantra. Ivanova is always right. I will listen to Ivanova. I will not ignore Ivanova's recommendations. Ivanova is God. And, if this ever happens again, Ivanova will personally rip your lungs out. Babylon Control out. Civilians."

Susan Ivanova, Babylon 5. Because there will never be a better explanation of her character, or why I love her so damned much.

Scene with build-up here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGRxM1I-M_0

Re: Post a light-hearted quote that epitomizes a character in your fandom

[th0rns_n_r0ses]

Favorite Sanya quote, talking to Harry about him sleeping with Mab.

"So. Mab. You hit that. You tapped that ass. Presumably, it was phat."

Re: Post a light-hearted quote that epitomizes a character in your fandom

[(Anonymous)]

This reminds me, I seriously need to do a B5 rewatch.

Re: Post a light-hearted quote that epitomizes a character in your fandom

[elialshadowpine]

That is my favorite B5 quote, ever. And one I have repurposed when ripping into my dear partner for some boneheaded move that I had warned them about and they blissfully ignored. We are actually about to go through and watch B5, I'm sure they'll recognize the quote when they get to that scene as they've heard it enough times. *cough*

Re: Post a light-hearted quote that epitomizes a character in your fandom

[(Anonymous)]

"Now, if you two don't mind, I'm going to bed before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed. Or worse, expelled." Hermione

I memorized that quote in middle school and used it for years. Good times.

Re: Post a light-hearted quote that epitomizes a character in your fandom

[(Anonymous)]

I'm at work, so I can't quote it directly, but the bit from Men at Arms with Carrot quoting the watchmen's oath *exactly*.

As in "I, square-bracket Insert Recruit's Name Here square-bracket, do swear to uphold His-stroke-Her square-bracket delete whichever does not apply square-bracket Majesty's laws..."

It really, really get's Carrot's character across.

Re: Post a light-hearted quote that epitomizes a character in your fandom

[rubbertea]

have i told you how much i love lost lately?? anyway, it was hard to choose only one quote, but here ya go



it might not seem like much, but in the context of the scene it shows how much he likes being in control of the situation, having power over other people, and just messing with people in general

Re: Post a light-hearted quote that epitomizes a character in your fandom

[(Anonymous)]

(paraphrased) "Isn't that what we do, sir? We go through the gate, we get into trouble, we get out of trouble, we go home." I think it was Jack who said it in SG1, and that's it. That's the series.

"Well this is splendid! I'm deputized by the police to investigate my own burglary. My associate is going to expose me if I can't stop her. In the meantime I've got to find out who stole the dagger from us. Well at least we can comfort ourselves in one thing, hum? It can't get any worse. Can it?
[enter armed gunmen]"
Remington Steele, my forever love....

"I’m 147 pounds of pale flesh and fragile bone, okay? Sarcasm is my only defense."

[(Anonymous)]

- Stiles Stilinski, Teen Wolf

But I also like this one: "You know, you say that now, but then the full moon goes up and out come the fangs and the claws and there’s a lot of howling and screaming and running everywhere, okay? It’s very stressful on me and so, yes, I’m still locking you up."

Re: Post a light-hearted quote that epitomizes a character in your fandom

[ryttu3k]

"Coffee. Black."

Literally the entire plot of The Cloud took place because Janeway needed her coffee fix.

Re: Post a light-hearted quote that epitomizes a character in your fandom

[(Anonymous)]

Geronimo! - Eleventh Doctor

Re: Post a light-hearted quote that epitomizes a character in your fandom

[(Anonymous)]

Supernatural's Castiel, summarized by Dean Winchester: "He's, y'know, tough for a little nerdy dude with wings."

Dean and Sam according to Crowley: "You two are lucky you have your looks." And, "Am I the only piece on the board who doesn't underestimate THOSE DENIM-WRAPPED NIGHTMARES??"

Re: Post a light-hearted quote that epitomizes a character in your fandom

[brooms]

Re: Post a light-hearted quote that epitomizes a character in your fandom

[cassandraoftroy]

[watching Michael practice safe-cracking for a job] "The last number is always the same: C-4." - Fiona Glenanne, Burn Notice

Re: Post a light-hearted quote that epitomizes a character in your fandom

[(Anonymous)]

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Blunt the knives and bend the forks!
Smash the bottles and burn the corks!
Chip the glasses and crack the plates!
That's what Bilbo Baggins hates

Cut the cloth and trail the fat!
Leave the bones on the bedroom mat!
Pour the milk on the pantry floor!
Splash the wine on every door!

Dump the crocks in a boiling bowl;
Pound them up with a thumping pole;
And when you've finished, if they are whole,
Send them down the hall to roll!

That's what Bilbo Baggins hates!"

- All the Company, sans Thorin.

Re: Post a light-hearted quote that epitomizes a character in your fandom

[dreemyweird]

"He was indeed quite horizontal, lying between two shelves that were so close together only the smallest volumes could have possibly fitted them, and yet Bell had somehow clambered in and managed to lie flat. He had a watch in one hand.

'Doctor?' I said in amazement."

Excuse me while I laugh forever. This quotation is full of pure wtf.