[ SECRET POST #2659 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2659 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ], [ 1 - posted twice ].
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Comments

[(Anonymous)]

I'M A LITHROMATIC DEMIPLATONIC POMOSEXUAL AND YOU DON'T OWN ME!

[(Anonymous)]

(Imagines anon hugging a rock while fucking a Pomeranian and figuring out how to dodge an acquaintance who expects they'll be swapping emails any time now)

[lotesse]

(imagines anon fucking a postmodernist while a half-bust of Plato looks on)

[(Anonymous)]

Breakdown for those who don't know: Lithromantic is "I fall in love with people but I don't want them to reciprocate", demiplatonic is "I'm only friends with people I like", and pomosexual is "I do not have a sexuality that another term exists for". Alternately, pomosexuality may mean "a postmodern approach to sexuality". It depends on whether you trust Wiktionary or Urban Dictionary more.

Thank you, Google. (Define x is a miracle sometimes.)

[(Anonymous)]

And THIS right here is why people are having a hard time taking asexuality seriously.

They're shooting themselves in the foot with all these labels.

Pretty sure lithromantic and demiplatonic mean: "I have trust issues!"

And pomosexuality means: "I am a pretentious little shit."

[(Anonymous)]

No, demiplatonic means you're special. Not like all those other people who don't know their friends, they just picked the names off the Social Security most-popular-names-of-2000 list. (Alternately: all those other people who hate their friends.)

[(Anonymous)]

None of these are asexuals, though?

[beverlykatz]

If pomosexuality is anything like the pomo art movement, it's primarily based around masturbation.