[ SECRET POST #2659 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2659 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 03 pages, 062 secrets from Secret Submission Post #380.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ], [ 1 - posted twice ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

I can't really blame them for being confused by the term. With all the special snoflakey terms that come out of tumblr. It's hard to keep up with what isn't bullshit.

[(Anonymous)]

I'M A LITHROMATIC DEMIPLATONIC POMOSEXUAL AND YOU DON'T OWN ME!

[(Anonymous)]

(Imagines anon hugging a rock while fucking a Pomeranian and figuring out how to dodge an acquaintance who expects they'll be swapping emails any time now)

[lotesse]

(imagines anon fucking a postmodernist while a half-bust of Plato looks on)

[(Anonymous)]

Breakdown for those who don't know: Lithromantic is "I fall in love with people but I don't want them to reciprocate", demiplatonic is "I'm only friends with people I like", and pomosexual is "I do not have a sexuality that another term exists for". Alternately, pomosexuality may mean "a postmodern approach to sexuality". It depends on whether you trust Wiktionary or Urban Dictionary more.

Thank you, Google. (Define x is a miracle sometimes.)

[(Anonymous)]

And THIS right here is why people are having a hard time taking asexuality seriously.

They're shooting themselves in the foot with all these labels.

Pretty sure lithromantic and demiplatonic mean: "I have trust issues!"

And pomosexuality means: "I am a pretentious little shit."

[(Anonymous)]

No, demiplatonic means you're special. Not like all those other people who don't know their friends, they just picked the names off the Social Security most-popular-names-of-2000 list. (Alternately: all those other people who hate their friends.)

[(Anonymous)]

None of these are asexuals, though?

[beverlykatz]

If pomosexuality is anything like the pomo art movement, it's primarily based around masturbation.

[(Anonymous)]

This.

[maverickz3r0]

I saw a tumblr post the other day that said 'if you use the term special snowflake then I automatically think you're a transphobe.'

I had to rest my head on something because the sheer stupidity overwhelmed me.

[(Anonymous)]

heheheheeheheheheh. I hope they were serious because that would make it 10 times more hilarious.

[(Anonymous)]

Ha wow except none of these terms came from Tumblr? They're all actual terms.

[(Anonymous)]

This is absolutely not intended to be snide or insulting, but could you please define "actual terms" for me? Also not intended to be insulting, why do you say none of them came from Tumblr? Thank you for your answers.