[ SECRET POST #2660 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2660 ⌋

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Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
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Comments

Re: weird absurd crossovers

[cakemage]

I remember reading a Star Trek: Voyager/Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time crossover, with Janeway and Seven taking the place of Link and having a lot of hot sex along the way, and then at the end Seven gave birth Janeway's love-baby on the bridge because they had sex while staying with the Gerudo and there was like, magic and stuff. Why is it always Seven who ends up pregnant with Janeway's caffeine-addicted demon spawn in fic and not the other way around, anyway? Sure, she's younger and is usually coded as the more feminine one in their relationship, but I can't imagine that the Borg would've left everything as-is in there during the assimilation process. I mean, I'm sure the EMH could grow her an entirely new uterus if need be, or at least safely remove any, like, swinging saw-blades or hidden bear traps that may or may not have been placed in her reproductive organs because the Borg are dicks like that, but it seems like it'd be way less effort to just make Janeway be the one to gestate any brats they might want.

...What were we talking about, again? Oh, right. Crossovers. Anyway, I guess I don't have any room to talk when it comes to Star Trek/Nintendo property crossovers, really.