[ SECRET POST #2660 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2660 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Comments

How long is 700 words? This long.

[(Anonymous)]

How long is seven hundred words. I do not know it's probably kind a long, I'd assume. But who really knows? This is only twenty words long right now, but no anymore because I wrote more. I really enjoy grapefruit and sometimes I eat green apples because they taste the best. Oh wow, could this be intimidating and scary? I don't think it is. But it might be as it's kind long about one of tenth of seven hundred.

How do I feel about kittens? I think kittens are really cute and fluffy. I think people who like kittens should pet them because kittens are pretty great. Long haired silver haired ones are especially fantastic. Tuna is a fish that might be overfished. That is sad because I might not be able eat tuna anymore if that keeps up. Also all the tuna in the world would be dead and that would be sad. Mermaids might cry some if that happened. I might too. And worst of all I wouldn't have any fancy tuna. I'd buy some fancy rats instead.

Water is really good for you. You should apparently drink 8 glasses of water a day to be healthy. This is important, but not as important as me bullshitting my way to writing seven hundred words as a really dumb example however.

Did you know that pink is a light shade of red? Who decided that red was so special that adding some white to it should result a brand new word? I bet it was those damn commies.

Social media is killing our children's ability to communicate and hold their attention. The obvious solution is to burn the internet. Burn it down to the ground. And then cry some, like when all the tuna died.

How do *you* feel about tumblr? I hear some secret community on the internet hates its guts. But what did it ever do to it? Bullying is bad. Verbs are what you do. Heat sensitive color changing tie-dye shirts are a lost art that needs to be revived. I mean, how else can I demonstrate to the world I'm not actually a vampire and have the ability to exert heat. I'm camera shy and atheist, so photos or church-adversity won't work.

Socks are an important part of any outfit. I like black socks and maybe white, but this silly neon trend going around is pretty ridiculous. What's next neon underwear? Neon bras? Who needs such flashy things when you could just repaint your room instead. I know I don't.

I think eggs are amazing. I mean is there any other food that's so versatile? You can fix an egg like omelet, over easy, or scrambled and it still tastes great. They're also cheaper than dirt, which makes them a great addition to any college student's home. Being vegan must be hard. Being vegan and a college student's probably like a double-whammy to your bank account. Bang. I'm really hungry right now, but I've got a point to prove so write I must.

Bacon is also kind of cool. But only crispy. People who like flabby, uncooked bacon are the worst kind of people. I bet they worship the devil in their spare time, like they heathens they are.

I wonder why nobody likes the color orange? Is it because it's bright and sunny. Or it's got a new show on the tee vee? I mean what's so great about the color blue anyway? I mean the sky's blue and what's that ever done for me.

Though that lunar eclipse was pretty cool, am I right? It totally happened and it was cloudy for some people, which is unfortunate. I don't actually know if it was cloudy for me because I forgot to look outside. How sad. There are more tears streaming down my face. Not torrenting, though, because that shit's super illegal most of the time.

Whee, The Velveteen Rabbit was a book that I read when I was little. So was Good Night Moon. The IPhone didn't exist back then. Neither did my cat. Trains were still around though and that was cool. And with that I wish you a good night. Night!