[ SECRET POST #2673 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2673 ⌋

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Comments

[(Anonymous)]

But instead all the US gets is Cyclops. Oh man.

[kaijinscendre]

We still got Captain America! And I think we might have jurisdiction over Thor.

[making_excuses]

Oh no you do not get Tor he is Scandinavian and will stay that way until the end of the earths!

Now I shall go ask the Gods for forgiveness on your part and hope they don't smite you for your insurbination... If I have to sacrifice a sheep for you or invade Scotland again I will not forgive you...

[iceyred]

'Scuse you, he invaded us. He's an illegal immigrant and we're detaining him and we will make him walk around in his underroos. For science.

[making_excuses]

You sure you wanna take up the fight with us?

[iceyred]

'Merica- the land of freedoms. Including the freedom to keep Thor. I take your post as a declaration of war.

Because we have to pretend to be civilized, I'll point out Kaijinscendre's excellent suggestion of dual citizenship.

[making_excuses]

We are richer than God, we will just buy Tor! If you go to war with us, which side do you think the rest of the world will take?

And for the second idea:

[iceyred]

We have the ability to tax and spend our way towards victory!

Also, we have the G8...G7? Whatever number it is now, on our side. We are mighty.

[making_excuses]

Oil fund For the win! We don't even have to tax ourself to victory, we can just use our big piles of money and buy the support of whomever we might need...

You mean those countries that we supply oil and or electricity to? Or those countries we lent money to when they needed it? Or those we have helped out with our diplomats or peace forces? Or the fact that NATO will soon be run by the former Norwegian Prime Minister and is now run by the former Danish Prime Minister? I think we will win this one, dear.

[(Anonymous)]

I think the world will side with whatever way the British parliament votes, and if that leaves the US military dick hanging flaccid so be it. That's what happened over Syria anyway. Also some will side with Russia rather than be closer to the Ameri-shpere, just like in Ukraine. A few will wait and see which way Saudi Arabia is prepared to sit on because without their oil no one is doing anything. Anyway, doesn't the US already own Tor? Pretty sure it is based out of NYC, the Flat Iron building, right?

[making_excuses]

We have this we win:

[kaijinscendre]

He lives in New York! And works for SHIELD (which is mostly American).

We can give him dual citizenship. As long as Canada doesn't get him.

[making_excuses]

Nope he has a work visa, he has a Norwegian citizenship*, we would must rather share him with the Canadians, they are almost Scandinavian so.

*I might be okay with Danish or Swedish, I will not fight The Finns for anything, they managed to hold of The Russians.

[(Anonymous)]

"they are almost Scandinavian"

Wait, what. I am Canadian and I have never heard anyone say this before. Would you mind sharing your reasoning?

[making_excuses]

Cold country, surrounded by bigger military powers, universal health care, socialism, lots of weapons mainly used for hunting not killing each other and bilingual, and well liked by most of the world oh and a strong tie to The British.

[(Anonymous)]

AYRT

Ah. I guess that makes sense? Although I find it a bit hilarious that you put socialism in that list, since the area I live in is full of people who complain about how "THIS COUNTRY'S BEING TAKEN OVER BY DAMNED COMMIES" every time the government does something they don't like.

[kaijinscendre]

[making_excuses]

Did you just use a German to make your point? Are you secretly HYDRA?

[kaijinscendre]

THEY ALL LOOK ALIKE TO ME!

[(Anonymous)]

Sounds like what you are saying is that Norway has conquered the US in the Marvel-verse and their Gods are using it for their entertainment like the old Belgian-Congo. Cool.

[making_excuses]

What? Who told you? That is so not what I was implying, who told you that information? Because that is so not the case, nope, not at all *whistles*

[(Anonymous)]

I thought SHIELD didn't exist anymore?

HAIL HYDRA!

[(Anonymous)]

SHIELD will keep on existing until Joss Whedon says otherwise!

Hail WOMEN WITHOUT SHOES!

[making_excuses]

For all of Whedons faults, barefeet women* are one of the sexiest things on earth and I approve...

*Men/Adults, I'm not picky.

[(Anonymous)]

Are you secretly Quentin Tarantino?