[ SECRET POST #2684 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2684 ⌋

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Comments

[kaijinscendre]

I know right?! Also, create a damn wiki so that hunters can add information about various monsters. And a forum! Where hunters can discuss methods with each other. And they can have a "This seems wonky, someone should investigate further" subforum. And maybe they can start working in teams (none of this solo shit) and when something is investigated (and fixed) it can have a bit of PROBLEM SOLVED flair.

I have a whole headcanon for this to be honest. There is quite a bit more, but that is the tech stuff.

[badass_tiger]

I'd so watch a series where every episode begins with people browsing a forum or a wiki for new monster problems and then different hunters go out to deal with it and at the end of every year they meet at a bar to have a reunion and tell war stories.

[kaijinscendre]

I just get so angry that none of them seem to share any information. >:[

[loracarol]

I'd watch it too.

Or read the book.

Maybe it could be an anthology, and with luck, turned into a tv series?

[making_excuses]

I just assume everyone except the main characters are doing this... Which means that the main characters do end up a bit stupider in my mind than they deserve, but I refuse to believe that in a modern society people hunting monsters would not use the internet to connect and share information...

[kaijinscendre]

*shakes you* THEY COULD SAVE SO MANY LIVES IF THEY JUST TALKED WITH EACH OTHER ABOUT THOSE MYSTERIOUS DISAPPEARANCE IN MINNESOTA!!!!

[making_excuses]

It isn't my fault that the main characters in television shows are idiots now is it?

*Distracts you with gif*

[(Anonymous)]

Though if I were a monster and there were a wiki for hunters, you bet I'd be editing it to say, "The only way to defeat this monster is to give it copious amounts of fine cheeses and baked goods, and a nice deep-tissue massage."

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Talk:Hunting methods

wth is this @#%^@
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lol u sure abot this fine cheez shit? i thnk spray cheez is way scarrier lolololol - NJHunter (talk) 5:39, 2 May 2014

Oh, yes. Preferably French, with a label clearly showing AOC designation, please and thank you. - AHuman (talk) 6:66, 2 May 2014

[kaijinscendre]

They should get them wikipedia people on it. They correct misinformation in like seconds.

[(Anonymous)]

ayrt

"Every night, there's someone who keeps getting into registered accounts and messing with the wiki entries, and a couple of us mods are on constant clean-up patrol. Nothing else compromised so far, but if you're modding, you're not hunting. So we got a couple more folks together and start looking into it. We managed to track them down to a rough physical location, but once we got there? Just this big old rocky field in the middle of nowhere, and then the car broke down and we had to march all four of our sorry butts all the way back to Bumblef-"

"Dude. Dude. I think you might have, uh, a troll. Literally."

[ozaline]

On the other hand maybe they saw that episode of Buffy where Willow summoned a demon onto the internet by scanning a book.

[silverr]

LMAO, I went through the comments to see if anyone had brought that up. :p

(Though as I recall Giles and Willow were back to scanning in season 4 or 5)

[(Anonymous)]

There's the comment I was coming to make, late, because I actually left my house for once.

[blunderbuss]

Now THERE'S an idea for a series; the poor tech support guy with no powers hired to maintain the servers for a supernatural hunting organization. Not only does he need to deal with bizarre eccentric hunters but he also needs to deal with the demons and such who keep trying to destroy the server.

Not to mention that the server failing is a matter of life and death.

"We need you to reboot the server!"
"Oh sure, lemme just warm up my laptop to remote in ..."
"Quickly! Sareen is fighting a new kind of werewolf and needs the wiki NOW!"
"Oh! Uh, okay, I'm going as fast as I can!"

[kaijinscendre]

I just want them to do so much stuff. I want a forum where people find hunting partners. And where they have mentor programs for young hunters. And a system to safehouses for hunters that need them. And bringing law enforcement and medical personnel into the fold. They could have a damn supernatural version of SHIELD!

[blunderbuss]

But you can't do thaaaat, they have to keep up the ~masquerade~ *eyeroll*

But yeah, I get you. I'd like a lot of series a lot more if they, y'know, acted more like a real organization. With shared information and training and back-up and some goddamn therapists and other such pragmatic things. Heck, one of the reasons why I loved the JLU show is that they had ALL of those things.

Man I am so writing this shit down in my 'potential story ideas' file.

[kaijinscendre]

I have so many thoughts about this. So many.