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[ SECRET POST #2697 ]

⌈ Secret Post #2697 ⌋

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http://www.themarysue.com/david-goyer-calls-she-hulk-sex-fantasy

I'll just be leaving this here and walking away. I will return later. I am certain there will be some people agreeing with Mr Goyer here, and I'm not sure how I'll respond to them.

Don't be shy about your opinions, tho. Let me know what you think

Yeah, I've seen this wank on tumblr today. I'm going to choose to be zen about it and not let it annoy me.

Motherfucker is one of the people CREATING the DCCU. MITHERFUCKER THINKS LIKE THIS AND HE'S....

Zen sounds good.

Pretty sure the sluttiest comic book character in history is Bruce Wayne, but hey

Nightwing. or Wolverine

How so?

Dick Grayson is a better choice. That guy can't keep it in his pants worth a damn.

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Man. Fuck that dude, and fuck that opinion, and fuck those people for trying to play like they're feminist while having THAT conversation.

I know, right?

"She's a sexist character created for dudebro neckbeards!"
"Yeah, she's totally a Slut-hulk. We Can Feminism!"
"Also My super edgy MM reboot would angrily fuck her. We're so much better than those unwashed sexist geek!fans. We're enlightened and shit"

What amuses me about that is he was so obviously trying to pander to tumblr kids who see sexism in their breakfast cereal, and ended up insulting them and everyone else instead.

The Martian Manhunter bit is amazing too.

MM IS TOO GOOFY. I see now where the superman film fell apart.

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Marvel got Joss Whedon for the big movie. DC gets David Goyer. It fucking sucks hairy monkey balls to be a DC fan. Being a DC fan is like being slapped over and over in the face while your neighbour is being handed out nice little candies.

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I'm just here to express my love for She-Hulk.

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I'm tired of people thinking sexy can't be feminist.

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...I'm so sorry, I'm just stuck on that first comment thread. XDDD

Why are they talking about Hulk fucking She-Hulk when they are supposed to be cousins? Are these guys into cousin-fucking? Not that I'd be surprised or anything.

I... I got nothing. This can't be real, someone that stupid can't possibly have been put in charge of a cinematic universe...

... I'm just going to go bask in She-Hulk's awesome instead.

Saw this earlier.

I'm pretending I don't know what anyone is talking about. Makes me feel better.

Business as usual at the big two. Still not coming back.

...Well, that was painful. What a douche. I hope he gets fired because of this, but it's probably unlikely.

I told you the next Superman/Batman movie was going to be shit. Now you all understand why. Cause this guy is the creative heart of this movie.

Sorry Wonder Woman fans, but no way will she be written well here. Or maybe even recognizably.

Edited 2014-05-23 03:14 (UTC)

http://ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com/88407717.html

On the bright side, this bullshit inspired me to look up pictures of She-Hulk being the amazing powerhouse that she is, like this:

She Hulk III by HiOutsider-Studio

We should champion for Joss to include She-Hulk in Avengers 3.

It's nice knowing that in a world of men screeching 'FAKE GEEK GIRLS!1' their champion is a dumbfuck who couldn't take a second to figure out that Hulk and She-Hulk are related.

Well, the one silver lining to this shit, is that a lot more people probably know about She-Hulk now than they did before Goyer opened his mouth.

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I told you all

Stan Lee thinks Goyer's clueless as well

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