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What fictional character has the best ass in fandom?

You may nominate up to three characters, providing they are all played by different actors. Both males and females are fair game.

Solid Snake.

I would've been super disappointed had someone not added Snake to this list.

Kaidan Alenko?

I'm guessing. People make a big deal about his butt and so does the game.

But... don't they all have the more or less same character model?

Re: Ass contest

(Anonymous) - 2014-05-24 20:59 (UTC) - Expand

forgottenjester - 2014-05-24 21:03 (UTC) - Expand

Maybe they have all have the same model, idk, but I still love Kaidan's ass. (And found the scene in question highly amusing.)

forgottenjester - 2014-05-24 23:23 (UTC) - Expand

Margaret Houlihan (M*A*S*H)

Sally or Loretta?

The first three that come to mind are David Starsky, Rodney McKay, and Dick Grayson/Nightwing.

Dem asses.

Nightwing has the best ass in DC, yes, agreed.

Yes to all.

David Starsky, hot damn. Boy be workin' those jeans.

Yes. Yes. And Yes.

Why cannot I find any pics of Rodney's ass? Google, I am disappoint. However, have some David Hewlett from some other movie, plus Starsky and Nightwing:

http://ic.pics.livejournal.com/sheafrotherdon/5164173/16158/16158_original.jpg

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y17/monica_sg1/6745d39f.png
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y17/monica_sg1/befe7ccc.png

(Hutch is looking at him like "were you seriously just showing that thing off again?" lol)

http://www.fanboysoftheuniverse.com/images/uploads/Nightwing_Ass.jpg
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lht8vcddhA1qanadz.png

(Turn around? Don't EVER turn around, Nightwing. Never, ever turn around. And no biting? Yeah right.)

Also, while google image search was unhelpful in finding me a pic of Rodney's wonderful ass, it did lead me to a Stargate SG1 forum with this priceless comment: "Imagine David Hewlett's surprisingly supple cheeks. Now imagine that ass on a hot, curly haired Jewish guy and stuffed into low rise, hip hugger jeans. Obviously, I cannot fight the immense gravitational pull of that...that...words can't describe something as beautiful as Starsky's ass. It has to be seen to be believed."

Zaal'Koris.

ok, male quarians in general considering they all have the same model, but hey, I have my bias. The important thing here is that quarians have the best asses in Mass Effect, the end.

I just saw Wolverine's ass in the new X-men movie.

that.

Danny Williams from H50

Dave Starsky

Danny has a beautiful ass, this is true. So did Starsky. You have good taste.

+1 to Danno.

Bless.

http://ic.pics.livejournal.com/tkeylasunset/21817263/71759/original.jpg

Dick Grayson, no contest.

Thor
Steve Rodgers
Clint Barton

Yup, all MCU men. The MCU has the best asses ever (Natasha's is nice too).

(Anonymous) - 2014-05-24 21:57 (UTC) - Expand

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(Anonymous) - 2014-05-25 02:04 (UTC) - Expand

Jesus. He had one fine ass (upon which he rode into Jerusalem -- John 12-14).

Vegeta's ass = best ass.

http://vegetas-ass.tumblr.com/

Dunno if it quite counts as fictional, but fuck it, nobody else even comes close: I met (a character actor for) Captain America at Disneyland. Dude had the finest ass I have ever seen on a man. It was glorious.