[ SECRET POST #2699 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2699 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Bit early today, sorry!

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Comments

[(Anonymous)]

Can someone please write me an MCU story where Tony Stark indignantly uses this simile when someone makes a comment about size, and it's a toss up whether Bruce or everyone else is more horrified?

Bonus points for Natasha/Pepper/Betty/etc being completely unable to keep a straight face.

[(Anonymous)]

Or maybe Natasha is the one who says it about (insert guy of your choice) during a girls' night out with Pepper/Betty/Maria/Etc., knowing full well the guys are listening? Natasha seems like she'd say something like that knowing it would cause embarrassment to the eavesdroppers.

[diet_poison]

I want this. I want Bruce to be amused while the others are horrified on his behalf. Also agreed with your bonus.