fandomsecrets | [ SECRET POST #2699 ]

⌈ Secret Post #2699 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

01.

__________________________________________________

02.

__________________________________________________

03.

__________________________________________________

04.

__________________________________________________

05.

__________________________________________________

06.

__________________________________________________

07.

__________________________________________________

08.

__________________________________________________

09.

__________________________________________________

10.

__________________________________________________

11.

__________________________________________________

12.

__________________________________________________

13.

__________________________________________________

14.

__________________________________________________

15.

__________________________________________________

16.

Notes:

Bit early today, sorry!

Secrets Left to Post: 05 pages, 116 secrets from Secret Submission Post #386.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 1 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

04. http://i62.tinypic.com/33tt8bb.jpg

Um... congratulations on having a big-dicked boyfriend, I guess?

I can't help but think about Bruce Banner's reaction to being compared to a limp penis while the Hulk is being compared to an erect penis.

lollolol forever!

I think he'd be quietly amused.

I can't stop laughing at the comparison omg

A+ description, would laugh again!

Dude, it's just aesthetically pleasing. I mean, a lot of guys like big tits on girls, but tit size has nothing to do with how good or pleasing a woman is in bed. Bulges (within reason ofc) are just a masculine feature that girls like the look of.

I don't know....I mean, I know my experience is not everyone's experience, but my female friends have talked about this and none of us makes a conscious effort to check out a dude's package. His shoulders, hands, arms, butt, face, and hair -- yes. Package? Not really.

(no subject)

elaminator - 2014-05-24 21:03 (UTC) - Expand

(Anonymous) - 2014-05-24 21:07 (UTC) - Expand

(Anonymous) - 2014-05-24 22:21 (UTC) - Expand

darkmanifest - 2014-05-25 00:00 (UTC) - Expand

mimi-sardinia.livejournal.com - 2014-05-25 06:22 (UTC) - Expand

(Anonymous) - 2014-05-25 17:06 (UTC) - Expand

(Anonymous) - 2014-05-25 18:34 (UTC) - Expand

(Anonymous) - 2014-05-27 08:19 (UTC) - Expand

(Anonymous) - 2014-05-25 14:30 (UTC) - Expand

I hate bulges in photos. I'm a straight female but penis's are just not that attractive. Like naked mole rats with one eye.

(Anonymous) - 2014-05-25 04:14 (UTC) - Expand

(Anonymous) - 2014-05-25 07:10 (UTC) - Expand

that girls like the look of

some girls, clearly, but...I don't look at it. and in fact I'd rather it weren't right in my face.

So... your boyfriend's dick turns green and has anger issues? Cool.

Why does that make me think of Spock and Pon Farr? :)

forgottenjester - 2014-05-24 19:55 (UTC) - Expand

(Anonymous) - 2014-05-24 20:18 (UTC) - Expand

forgottenjester - 2014-05-24 21:04 (UTC) - Expand

lol, that's a funny image.

forgottenjester - 2014-05-25 01:12 (UTC) - Expand

(Anonymous) - 2014-06-05 05:06 (UTC) - Expand

My husband is the same way. He's a grower, not a shower. Which is fine, as I tend to look more at arms and calves when I'm ogling guys. (my husband has amazing calves.)

(Anonymous) - 2014-05-24 23:05 (UTC) - Expand

diet_poison - 2014-05-25 00:28 (UTC) - Expand

(Anonymous) - 2014-05-25 14:32 (UTC) - Expand

(Anonymous) - 2014-05-25 05:23 (UTC) - Expand

his dick is like Bruce Banner

and the "in the name of everloving God, wtf is this simile" award goes to...

Growers vs showers, OP--it's a thing.

Can someone please write me an MCU story where Tony Stark indignantly uses this simile when someone makes a comment about size, and it's a toss up whether Bruce or everyone else is more horrified?

Bonus points for Natasha/Pepper/Betty/etc being completely unable to keep a straight face.

(Anonymous) - 2014-05-25 00:15 (UTC) - Expand

diet_poison - 2014-05-25 00:29 (UTC) - Expand

Did you post this just to brag about having a BF with a big dick? What a douche secret.

(Anonymous) - 2014-05-24 23:48 (UTC) - Expand

diet_poison - 2014-05-25 00:30 (UTC) - Expand

(Anonymous) - 2014-05-25 00:31 (UTC) - Expand

(Anonymous) - 2014-05-25 06:08 (UTC) - Expand

(Anonymous) - 2014-06-05 05:08 (UTC) - Expand

ILU

His dick is bffs w/ Tony Stark?

revieloutionne - 2014-05-24 22:22 (UTC) - Expand

unrelated to actual text but i thought i had this secret highlighted accidentally for longer than i probably should have

you've made me rethink my life

So you have a fried boy with a dick that gets mad during sex?

I find it funny that the secret (or rather not-secret) that this is almost certainly a reply to showed up again at the bottom of this post. A+ timing, case.

Also, I laughed way too hard at that comparison. OMFG.

(Anonymous) - 2014-05-25 03:09 (UTC) - Expand

Thanks for the Bill Bixby image! /sarcasm