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[ SECRET POST #2705 ]

⌈ Secret Post #2705 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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[Nostalgia Critic, Sailor Moon]

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[Sailor Moon]

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[Jessica Chastain]

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[Homestuck]

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[The Musketeers]

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[Absolutely Fabulous]

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[Disney's Big Hero 6]

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[Neil Gaiman and Amanda Palmer]

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[Revolution]

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[Disney Fairies; character is Vidia]

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12. http://oi57.tinypic.com/28jg5l.jpg
[kind of pornish, illustrated]

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14. [SPOILERS for Game of Thrones]

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15. [SPOILERS for Transistor]

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16. [SPOILERS for Hannibal]

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17. [SPOILERS for Star-Crossed]

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18. [SPOILERS for Captain America: The Winter Soldier]

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19. [SPOILERS for Hannibal]
[WARNING for rape]

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20. [WARNING for rape]

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21. [WARNING for abuse]

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22. [WARNING for rape/non-con]

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Whether live action, fiction, fan- or original. Ready set go!

There isn't enough porn on my tumblr dash and I can't find good porn blogs to follow wah wah wah.

Let's trade dashes because there's too much porn on mine and I don't even have to follow any porn blogs, I just have lots of friends who like to post porn without tagging it.

Re: Porn rants

(Anonymous) - 2014-05-31 01:26 (UTC) - Expand

I like gay porn, and I like twinks. I don't know if it's because I'm a lesbian irl or what, but I don't really have interest in porn if the guys are super "masculine" and macho, but I like when they are pretty and "younger" (around my age, that is, early twenties).

But I'm always terrified that I could be watching something with underage participants. Or someone is doing it involuntarily or something. Like, that scares and disturbs me. It's part of the reason I mostly just like reading porn - not because I inherently prefer it, but at least no one is being taken advantage of.

I guess that is a perfectly reasonable thing to be concerned about. But even when I watch from "Reputable" companies, I can't shake this dirty feeling that maybe the actors are being taken advantage of.

I'm into lesbian porn but same sentiment. I get worried that the performers have been exploited.

It's really hard to find good spanking porn. There's usually way too much rubbing/pausing going on.

How the guys in porn almost always have their feet flat. Like - guy a on his back, legs around guy b's hips and...his feet are flat like he's standing. POINT YOUR FUCKING TOES. I just hate how it looks.

Spitting on anyone's genitals for lube, holy fuck, no, that is so revolting. Plus -crappy lube.

How 99 percent of the guys in porn are beefy and short-haired or twinky and short-haired. WHERE ARE THE LONG-HAIRED FREAKY PEOPLE! The slight, androgynous guys with hair to their butts? I KNOW THEY EXIST.

Women in porn with claw-out-your-eyes nails, fake boobs that look like two halves of a basketball, and make noises like a dying seal. Jayzus.

Re: Porn rants

(Anonymous) - 2014-05-31 08:59 (UTC) - Expand

It's nigh impoossible to find BDSM with dominant men without it being a pile of sexist crap to the extent of turning me off. That's why I watch gay porn instead, and even there the accidental homophobia, biphobia and racism still exist.

I hate how there is very little asian/black gay interracial porn there is; I know its rather niche but come on.

Also, I need a boat load more erotic/sensual porn of any kind; normal porn is all fine and dandy, but sometimes I want to see "professional"/good level porn that is really sensual, but there is also some form of hardcore going on as well.

I want bondage/spanking/etc. porn that isn't completely demeaning. I don't know. Something more from the perspective of the bound/spanked/etc. than the binder, you know? Where that person's pleasure is the focus, not the pleasure of the other, and I can never find it. T_T

What's with first-time fics with an "innocent" guy acting like his own erection and ejaculation are completely new like "what is happening and why is it hard and what is this coming out of it???" You do realize that even if a guy is pure as driven snow, never masturbated, never got sex ed, never did anything sexual whatsoever... the bodily functions still happen? I thought this was a known thing. I guess not.

Re: Porn rants

insanenoodlyguy - 2014-05-31 02:23 (UTC) - Expand

Writing smut is hard, but it's all I write... I have so many unfinished pwps. Writing alien/alien smut is harder.

it's soooo hard to find genderbent jesus fic

Re: Porn rants

(Anonymous) - 2014-05-31 02:04 (UTC) - Expand

Re: Porn rants

fingalsanteater - 2014-05-31 02:15 (UTC) - Expand

I'm so picky about the live action gay porn I watch. Mostly because almost always one of the actors isn't attractive to me and one is, and I hate that so much. I want to get my rocks off while looking at two sexy guys.

The worst thing to me is femdom porn that really isn't femdom. I want the woman actually in charge, not just some spanking and whatnot where the man really is dictating what is happening and its all about male gaze.

Re: Porn rants

cassandraoftroy - 2014-05-31 05:54 (UTC) - Expand

Also, body hair kind of grosses me out. All the men in porn are really hairy and have really dark hair and it makes gay porn less hot than it could be. The only ones without hair are twinks, and young men aren't my thing. Some men wax in real life, why can't we have some porn with those men?

STOP LOOKING AT THE CAMERA! IT CREEPS ME OUT

Women in live-action porn who affect expressions of pain, or who look sort of bored and heavy-lidded, like they've sort of vacated their body and they're just an empty vessel. This says something kind of horrible about the intended audience's presumed attitudes toward women and sex: that sex is something that happens to women and not something they do and it's no fun when a woman is a fully participatory agent in the sex. As a woman, it's also a real turn-off to see a woman appearing not to enjoy herself during sex. It means the sex must not be good and that makes the whole thing very not-hot, and then what's the point?

Men in live action het porn who are almost entirely cropped out so they more or less just appear as a disembodied pelvis and genitals. Even when you do get to see more of their bodies, it's almost always from the back. Nothing wrong with a nice back, but I want to see a guy's face and his facial expressions, hear him make noise, etc.

Every time I run into hardcore anal on one of the porn tumblrs I watch, I can't help but think how fucked the girls are, especially if there's a prolapse. I hate how cum looks when there's a facial, it looks so wrong and the facial expressions on the women are ugh.

I hate bara. When I see dick in live action (mostly photos), I get weirded out. I like the d, but looking them, I dunno, but I can look at vag just fine. Might be because I have a vag and I'm used to it but I'm not used to dicks. Some of the Gravitation MegaMix doujinshi is some of the hottest yaoi I've seen, and I rarely get off to yaoi in the first place.

Rhythmic moaning/screaming. Which is weird, because I'm not really into talking beyond an occassional whispered something and am all about sighs and moans and gasps, but when every. single. thrust is accompanied by a (usually very loud) "Oh! Oh! Oh! Unf! Oh! Oh!" I cringe. IDK, it just seems less natural and more like an affected thing that people do because they saw it in big-business porn (I watch a lot of amateur xtube type porn).

For fan-porn, I hate my uncanny ability to want exactly NOT what artists want to draw.

Pairings I want to see are drawn with everybody BUT each other. (I've occasionally found some good SFW pics for pairings I ship, rather than just wanting to see them bone, but that's it...)

Individual characters I want to see, get nothing or rape (or worse) pics.

Preeeetttttty much all het porn is fucking awful, imo, with the exception of some rare amateur gems. The men are average to hideous, the women are mutilated and faking it, everyone is shaved down like a preteen, and the cumshots just look fuckoff nasty instead of hot. Worse, the shit they say is just fucking embarrassing and ridiculous and an instant lady boner killer. When I first turned 18 I finally got a chance to go into the back room of the video store (remember those?) and I literally gagged.

Which is strange to me because I find sex IRL fun and hot and am the furthest thing from prudish about it that you'll find this side of an aging hippie porn star. Just... whatever the fuck that's supposed to be on the screen does not even remotely resemble any sex I've ever had or would like to have in real life, ever.

And yet I find a lot of gay porn hot as hell. Sure, it has many of the same problems, but at least the guys are hot. I guess I'm just a hypocrite.

Re: Porn rants

darkmanifest - 2014-05-31 06:45 (UTC) - Expand

The goddamn poses, the ones meant to give the camera an unblocked view of the action. Like, why do I need a straight shot up someone's orifice to appreciate what's going on? It seems like most porn is made for people who have less than zero imagination. It's even worse when the performers change position obviously according to the same damn script. Oral, check, missionary, check, doggy style, check, awkward contortion that nobody who has sex in real life has ever used with the expectation that it'll feel good, check, money shot, done. So irritating.

Re: Porn rants

(Anonymous) - 2014-05-31 08:07 (UTC) - Expand

There is too little black/asian gay porn.

I hate music playing instead of normal sounds. Worst if it's some music/classical piece that I know.

I wish asian (particularly Japanese) gay porn didn't have guys who whimper and squeak all the time.

I sometimes think softcore gay porn would be hotter than hardcore-constant -closeup-to-cock-in-ass gay porn. But there is... almost none?

Of the two fetishes I have both of them are dominated by men and typically cater to men. One is straight men, one is gay men. I don't want the men to stop I just want more women creators.

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