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⌈ Secret Post #2741 ⌋

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Don't teach me how to put on a tie. I'm not going to remember.

I HOPE SOMEONE CHOKES YOU WITH ONE DEAFTOOL >:(

well considering i don't wear ties, that's not going to be a problem

*tips fedora*

YOU LYING FAKE PIECE OF SHIT DON'T YOU FUCKING TIP YOUR FEDORA AT ME

THIS

MEANS

TIPPING WAR!!!!!!!!!

*TIPS FEDORA*

*TIPS TRILBY*

*TIPS TOPHAT*

*TIPS BASEBALL CAP*

*TIPS YARMULKE*

*TIPS WAITRESS*

WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT YOU FAKE CORNER-CAMPING BEANBAG

Take your meds and go to sleep.

You're doing the Lord's work.

they probably say, 'stop posting both anon and loggied in so you can have conversations with yourself in bad attempts to seem clever.'

*tips top hat*

Way too easy. :-)

I DID THE TOPHAT THOUGH >:( STOP STEALING FROM ME!!!!!!!!!!!1

*TIPS FEZ*

OH IT'S ON NOW

*TIPS FOOTBALL HELMET*

*TIPS TURBAN*

*TIPS ONE OF THOSE OLD-PEOPLE CAPS YOU ONLY SEE GRANDPAS AND CHILDREN IN THE 1920S WEAR*

(frozen comment) Re: D'oh!

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Hah. I can't even do a tie if I have a guide in front of me. Thank God I don't have to wear them.

We had ties as part of the school uniform for somewhere between six and twelve years, depending on which school I was in at the time (I went through three primary schools). I used to be able to tie a tie in my sleep (roll sideways out of bed, throw on shirt and skirt, fumble a tie while trying to remember what day it was), and even now I only need a minute or two of fiddling before I remember the motions.

Indoctrinate people young, apparently things stick.

Same.