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fandomsecrets2014-07-05 03:26 pm
[ SECRET POST #2741 ]
⌈ Secret Post #2741 ⌋
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Re: Things you hate about shipping
Oh god people who hate Zelda because they ship Link/Sheik. They're the same fucking person! How is this getting past you? THEY'RE THE SAME PERSON. Not some alternate reality different person THE LITERAL SAME BEING BUT ONE IS WEARING FACE BANDAIDS.
Sheik is the useful one? Okay, yeah, Sheik teaches Link the different songs... but Zelda is the one who ultimately uses her power as a Sage to defeat Ganon. On a scale of which was more important, I'd say Zelda is the winner and also btw we never see Sheik do anything combative. She runs away super good, that's her skill.
But, hey, if it makes you feel better, it's not that Link/Sheik shippers are like this because they are Link/Sheik shippers. The craziness of a ship approaches critical mass the more unlikely and not canon it actually is, multiplied by popularity. So ships that concern a character that basically doesn't exist? Max crazy. Same reason why Zutarans and Harmonians were nuts. Their ship seemed less and less possible as time went on, and they compensated.
Re: Things you hate about shipping
Also, almost definitely not 'the literal same being but one is wearing face bandaids', given how radically different their builds, heights, eyebrow shape, eye shape, eyelashes, iris size, nose, mouths, skin colour, hair colour, and hair style are. Even if you do see them as the same character, it's undeniable that there's a magical transformation going on, and people who go ~ooh Zelda wouldn't grow a dick that's icky she's just dressing up~ are generally immature and also lack understanding of canon. *shrug*