[ SECRET POST #2750 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2750 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Comments

[fscom]

04. http://abload.de/img/otnb1wu9u.png

[peablossom]

Maybe they can raise Daya and Bennett's kid after Pornstache gets custody because of everyone's stupid decisions. NOT REALLY THOUGH.

Since, you know, he also tried to extort sex-acts from her in return for meds and that's horrible.

[(Anonymous)]

...didn't he try to blackmail her into having sex with him by withholding her medication or was that someone else? Not saying you shouldn't ship it (God knows I have some fucked up ships) but I think you're making their hypothetical relationship out to be more balanced than it is

[sdk]

IIRC, it was the prison administration that withheld her meds bc they decided they weren't necessary, and he basically offered to get some for her for sex (or she approached him, knowing he could get drugs in?), so yeah, still gross. And still shippable in a fucked up way, agreed.

[(Anonymous)]

I don't think it was blackmail, but extortion. Sophia lost her meds due to budget cuts (hooray for Fig!), and Pornstache was willing to smuggle some in for her in exchange for sex. Still gross, but at least we have the terminology correct.

[illian]

Actually, it was implied that the cuts were due to the Warden's assistant skimming from the budget, as I recall.

[(Anonymous)]

Where Sophia's concerned, Pornstache is like a living embodiment of the Almost Politically Correct Redneck meme. It cracks me up.

[(Anonymous)]

Oh God, he is...

[fingalsanteater]

I didn't know I could be squicked by a pairing, but apparently this is it. Pornstach is too creepy to ship with anyone.

[(Anonymous)]

..........You do realize he's a homophobe, right?

[(Anonymous)]

well yeah, he's a dick in a lot of ways, but what does that have to do with the fact that he wants to have sex with Sophia?

[(Anonymous)]

Since Sophia is a woman, why would that be relevant?

[(Anonymous)]

He still has the hots for Sophia.

[(Anonymous)]

He's a lot of terrible things, but what does this have to do with shipping him with Sophia? She's a woman.

[illian]

A homophobe who reads as though he's compensating for being deeply in denial/closeted at that.

[(Anonymous)]

Oh heck no. Sophia deserves *way* better than that jerk.

[(Anonymous)]

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I though Sophia was a lesbian? The no sausage in the breakfast mcmuffin comment and the fact she's only shown romantic interest in her wife made me think that, but hey, ship and let ship anon.