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⌈ Secret Post #2750 ⌋

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i guess that answers the question 'how does the baby come out'.

More mpreg fics should end like that.

your icon is so perfect for this comment omfg

imagine, if you will, a cock, growing unnaturally long and thick, bloating to the point where it turns colors like a fucking rainbow of blood and guts ready to burst. then at the base there comes a ball like swell and then pounding and hollering. and sometimes the swell goes down. and sometimes it doesn't go down. sometimes that swell grows up and up and the slit at the head yawns back. you know the thing about a cock's slit, it's got this shut slit like a shut eye, when it comes at you, it doesn't even seem to be living. until it ejaculates and squirts white shit and screams open with a gush of blood. and then the whole cock tears like a fucking banana peel exploding and the scream of thing bursting into this world. i tell you i'll never wear a condom again.

Edited 2014-07-15 00:10 (UTC)

that was beautiful. such vivid imagery, i had to take a minute to picture it all.

Arco? Is that you?

I remember as a kid reading a story (I think it was by Paul Jennings... and they made it into an 'Around The Twist' episode - you'll know what I mean if you're Australian)

and this kid gets magically impregnated by a tree, and the baby comes out the other way.

wow, some of those stories were seriously fucked up

Whoa I don't remember that one. The one where they found the baby in the cabbage patch, yes.

By magic.

Well that scene gave me something, but it was certainly not an mpreg fetish. *heebee jeebies*

I love mpreg though. I read it! I write it! It's good times.

you and a lot of people from what i understand

Makes sense.

you and me both

It's funny, because in my case it just put me off childbirth more.

But, whatever floats your boat.

same here. sci-fi and it's damned alien pregnancy tropes have doomed me to adoption. XD

Apparently a lot of the ideas were actually explicitly inspired by the idea that men are scared of pregnancy. And presumably women, once they'd seen it.

(no subject)

kallanda_lee - 2014-07-15 22:29 (UTC) - Expand

it gave me tokophobia :(

It just added to my arachnophobia. Damn facehuggers are very spider-like.

Also I love Jones. He was the best character in the series.

arcadiaego - 2014-07-15 21:44 (UTC) - Expand

You know, this makes me glad mine came from Red Dwarf. First time Red Dwarf could be accused of being the more normal alternative.

Hahahahahahaha

I want a "Not Safe While You're Eating" warning for this secret!

(not really; I mean, I want one, but I don't expect it.)

Sorry, where's this from? Don't get the reference.

It's from Aliens. That's a facehugger, doing as it's name implies, and implanting an alien embryo in the person which later violently burst out of their chest (hence the nickname "chestburster").

The aliens in the series can be viewed as having pseudo-sexual implications to them, including imagery relating to fellatio, pregnancy and general phallic imagery (apparently Giger, the artist who designed the aliens, likes using phallic shapes).

arcadiaego - 2014-07-15 21:47 (UTC) - Expand

*blinks* is it already Friday?