[ SECRET POST #2760 ]

[case]

⌈ Secret Post #2760 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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[The Penny Dreadfuls]


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[True Blood, Game of Thrones]


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[Tamora Pierce]


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[Free!]


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[Ed Sheeran and Taylor Swift]


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[Masterchef]


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[Game of Thrones]


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Comments

Would you qualify....

[(Anonymous)]

... to date this guy, according to his long list of requirements?

http://twentytwowords.com/this-guys-insanely-long-list-of-relationship-dealbreakers-excludes-literally-every-woman-on-earth/

I would fail because I don't shower every day in the winter, and I pet "wandering mystery cats"

Re: Would you qualify....

[ill_omened]

I only fail by like four.

Pretty sure they're actual dealbreakers tho.

Re: Would you qualify....

[iceyred]

Oh, this one is precious.

I fail his requirements for so many reasons, but the one that stands out to me is the requirement about trampolines. I do think they're safe for children, yes.

Question about the spider killing one. I don't kill spiders. Other people kill spiders for me. Am I still good or is that another check against me?

Re: Would you qualify....

[insanenoodlyguy]

pre-damaged clothing? I'm not even sure I understand that one.

Re: Would you qualify....

[(Anonymous)]

lol I don't shower everyday (every other day) and would pet feral cats provided they're friendly, but I think I fit everything else. Skimmed a lot, so I might have missed something.

Re: Would you qualify....

[case]

I failed on the very first line

Re: Would you qualify....

[(Anonymous)]

I actually fulfill the vast majority of these but I fail hard on the cat related ones. Just last week I tried to pt a cat when I was walking home until I realized that it was a raccoon (it was dark) and got freaked out. So maybe he has a point about not petting wandering cats...

What a picky dude though

Re: Would you qualify....

[(Anonymous)]

"You think gender is cultural." Wow.

Re: Would you qualify....

[making_excuses]

Considering yourself a happy person is a deal breaker?

And I fail, pretty badly and I am like halfway or something...

Re: Would you qualify....

[a_potato]

Seems like a very young, very naive gent who just discovered that the world isn't all sunshine and rainbows, and thinks he's deep for realizing it.

Re: Would you qualify....

[(Anonymous)]

So he would not date you if... you consider yourself a happy person? wtf? Like ok, I can understand if he has prehistoric views or is bitter that he has no friends to take fun pictures with, but being happy? whatever hes an idiot. btw im surprised he did not include anything about grammar and leetspeak lol

Re: Would you qualify....

[loracarol]

I would fail because

- I have a tattoo on my back ("can't be seen without a mirror")
- I have an affiliation with a religion (though not a specific church, wonder how he'd treat that tbh)
- I don't intentionally shower daily (I shower after I go to the gym)
- I pet wandering mystery cats (when/if they'll let me)
- I believe negativity tends to be useless
- I have put my bag in an empty seat on the bus (though I don't try to make it a habit, and I do move it to my lap if there's not enough room)
- I believe that individual cultures enrich the global community

and that's just the first two pictures! O_O

Re: Would you qualify....

[fingalsanteater]

Jesus Christ. I got bored about halfway through, but I think I failed on the trophy wife thing and def failed on the yoga pants thing.

Re: Would you qualify....

[(Anonymous)]

I don't shower daily, I like big headphones, I'd put my bag on the seat beside me in the bus, I browse pictures of cats, and I read exclusively Young Adult fiction, so I guess I can't date him. Ooops.

but for real, wow

Re: Would you qualify....

[othellia]

I fail because I have a "see no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil" picture of me, my brother-in-law, and my mom on the Tower of Terror in those positions while my sister cries in the background.

Re: Would you qualify....

[(Anonymous)]

Anyone who meets all those requirements deserves so much better than anyone who would require them. Honestly, anyone at all deserves better than this jackass.

Re: Would you qualify....

[(Anonymous)]

I doubt most women would qualify.

If he's a virgin, he'll probably die one. And fully deserve it.

Re: Would you qualify....

[(Anonymous)]

Alas, I would be unable to land myself this fine catch.

Re: Would you qualify....

[(Anonymous)]

I got to the part where it says "you sing like" and accidentally read "Dido" as "Dildo". Woops.

Re: Would you qualify....

[(Anonymous)]

He seems to contradict himself quite a bit on this list. Guess me and my designer brand handbag will be forever alone.

Re: Would you qualify....

[cbrachyrhynchos]

Knocked out at #1.

Re: Would you qualify....

[tasogare_n_hime]

Is "You couldn't finish reading this douchebag's list" on there? If it is, that is only one of a few things I actually saw that disqualifies me. He should also add "do not want to date a douchebag." to it.

Re: Would you qualify....

[(Anonymous)]

Some of those I get, but a lot sound like they could come from an episode of Seinfeld.

Re: Would you qualify....

[cloud_riven]

*tips fedora?*

I fail on a lot of them, but mostly because my desire in life is power and prestige :(

Dude's too wishy washy on all things. He's a socially conscious racist misogynist hipster who wants me to be true to myself without showing it unless it's realy really true to myself or something?