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⌈ Secret Post #2769 ⌋

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Recent fandom dreams

[vethica]

Share 'em!

This thread brought to you by the dream I had last night where I was besties with Tom Hiddleston, and also eventually in love with him. I'm pretty neutral on the guy irl, but dream!him was rather charming.

Re: Recent fandom dreams

[(Anonymous)]

Not so recent but I once dreamed I had sex with Jack Nicholson, really, really bad sex. I have no idea where that came from; hadn't seen the guy in anything but Anger Management about a decade ago.

Re: Recent fandom dreams

[(Anonymous)]

Well, aside from the porny ones, I had one the other night where I was Thor.

Re: Recent fandom dreams

[(Anonymous)]

I'm pretty neutral on the guy irl, but dream!him was rather charming.

This sums up the "first date" dreams I've had on separate occasions about Jack Black and BBC-recipe Sherlock Holmes. The Sherlock dream also included all of my family and friends going, "Shouldn't you be dating John? John is a much better fit for you," despite the fact that dream!me had already been on a date with John and we had both had an okay time but decided we weren't interested in each other.

Re: Recent fandom dreams

[(Anonymous)]

I had a cringeworthy romantic dream about Charles Xavier, which is baffling because I'm not into the X-Men franchise at all (or men, but whatever) and everyone in it was probably insanely OOC, so I'd just embarrass myself trying to retell what I remember of it.

Re: Recent fandom dreams

[(Anonymous)]

Also I'm pretty sure I was like fifteen in the dream, which kinda bothers me. He seems like a pretty non-skeevy guy from what little I know, why am I dreaming about him being an ephebophile?

Well, canonically...

[(Anonymous)]

Maybe because he was known early on for hanging out with a bunch of ephebes? Is that even a word? Youth!

The first Stan Lee script for X-Men had him thinking about the FEELINGS he had for Jean Grey, but that was dropped as early installment weirdness. I think it was something Stan threw in, then decided not to go with, or even forgot (he was editing a bunch of books at the time).

Re: Recent fandom dreams

[kallanda_lee]

I had one where Sebastian Stan was a drug addict and it was all sort of angst, but then he was in shorts and in my bed sort of cuddling/hanging on.

yes, my mind is sort of one-track.

Re: Recent fandom dreams

[othellia]

That is an acceptable one-track though.

Re: Recent fandom dreams

[fingalsanteater]

I had a ST Voyager dream but I don't remember much of it. We were stuck on, like, a space station? I was caressing the Doctor's arms? We had to throw up outside so vomit didn't float around in the space station? I was I love with Jamie Kennedy, who has nothing to do with VOY and I have no idea why he was there.

Re: Recent fandom dreams

[(Anonymous)]

I had a dream where I told Steve Rogers my problems and started crying and he gave me a hug as comfort. It was really nice. Also embarrassing.

TW for general grossness I guess?

[(Anonymous)]

The last fandom dream I had was that I turned from my normal girl self into Jensen Ackles, and the only part I remember is sitting on the toilet and jerking off and shitting at the same time. Like, graphically. For about 20 minutes, dream time. And when I got off the toilet I was me again one of my IRL friends told me that they had filmed me in the bathroom and shown the film to our mutual friends and that everyone was impressed by the size of my dick.

WTF, BRAIN, WTF?

[(Anonymous)]

I had a strange dream in the last week where the Beatles were somehow still going as a touring band, with an American member who talked to the audience a lot.

...I don't think that really counts, because I'm not really a Beatles fan, but it was kind of strange even in the dream.

Re: Recent fandom dreams

[(Anonymous)]

I just had a dream that I was at a book store and someone pointed out all the Percy Jackson books to me. I ran over and they were paperback books released after The Blood of Olympus and I was freaking out because it seemed like BoO had already come out a long time ago and I hadn't read the book yet. I was really pissed off, and all the books around me were filler books.

Re: Recent fandom dreams

[lunabee34]

I dreamed that Anne Burrell was my hairdresser/tattooist, and she told me that I had to have anal sex before my appointment because that would yield the best results.

Re: Recent fandom dreams

[(Anonymous)]

This dream of yours only makes Anne Burrell even more awesome. Something I never thought possible.

Re: Recent fandom dreams

[lunabee34]

LOL

She even took me to a special room and showed me this big blue dildo that she'd let me use if I didn't have a willing partner.

I think I dreamed this because I am going on Tuesday for a dramatic hair makeover that I am kinda angsting over.

Re: Recent fandom dreams

[(Anonymous)]

I want your Anne Burrell dreams, omg.

Awe, how dramtic will it be?

Re: Recent fandom dreams

[lunabee34]

I always told my hairdresser that when I got tenure she could go wild, so I'm keeping my short bob but letting her play with color. The base will be my very dark brunette I normally do with red and purple streaks. I'm kinda angsting about the purple. I'm not cool at all LOL and I don't want to seem like I'm trying to be younger or cooler than I am. And I don't want to skirt the line of professionalism toooo far even though I'm secure in my job now.

Re: Recent fandom dreams

[(Anonymous)]

Congrats on getting tenure!

That actually sounds like a pretty awesome hairstyle! You can pull it off, I'm sure. And don't worry about it too much. Life is short, so flaunt it!

Re: Recent fandom dreams

[lunabee34]

Awww, thank you! :) I appreciate the cheerleading too.

Here's a picture from when I first got this color, so it'll be like this picture except a smidge shorter, a smidge darker, and with purple along with the red.

http://lunabee34.dreamwidth.org/341956.html#cutid1

Re: Recent fandom dreams

[(Anonymous)]

You're welcome! :3

And I don't think you have anything to worry about it. If that's any indication, then it will be absolutely gorgeous

Re: Recent fandom dreams

[lunabee34]

*blushes*

Thank you!

Re: Recent fandom dreams

[(Anonymous)]

DA

You're cute! And I think it's gonna look great on you.

Re: Recent fandom dreams

[(Anonymous)]

I had a dream that I was eating lunch with Stephen Fry and Hugh Laurie and I was eating a meat pie and couldn't identify the meat in it and they told me it was horse, weasel and "leftover bits of Graham Chapman" and instead of being grossed out I laughed my ass off.