[ SECRET POST #2891 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2891 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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02.
[Final Fantasy XIII]


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03.
[Cross Ange]


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04.
[Wentworth/Prisoner: Cell Block H]


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05.
[Grant Morrison]


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06.
[Amy Jo Johnson/Power Rangers]


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07.
[Pacific Rim]


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08.
[Star Wars: The Force Awakens]


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09.
[Parks and Recreation]










Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 02 pages, 031 secrets from Secret Submission Post #413.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ], [ 1 2 - posted twice ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

Leaving aside the rampant impracticality of it for a second, I can't help but think that it would have looked a lot more impressive if all three blades had come out at once. I mean, if you absolutely have to have them. But the way the side blades come on a second later just makes it so much more ridiculous. When the main blade comes out, looking less controlled and more flame-like than a lot of lightsabers, it looks cool, and then a second later these two dinky side things pop out like 'whoops, sorry we're late, what'd we miss?'.

It just ... it's like an unintentional punchline to something that wasn't meant to be a joke. Timing, people. Not good.

[esteefee]

'whoops, sorry we're late, what'd we miss?'

hahah. laser dysfunction. also no one here seems to be complaining about the weird Christian symbolism, which almost offends me more than the risk of bodily harm those mini-sabers represent to the wielder.

[(Anonymous)]

I didn't really think Christian at any point, I just thought it was trying to imitate a broadsword crossguard. It looked more like 'stereotypical fantasy sword' than 'inverted Christian cross' to me, though I suppose I can see where the latter comes from, and why it'd be at the very least more than a little weird.

[(Anonymous)]

I also love how "inverted cross" always makes people think "OMG SATAN" when an inverted cross is actually the symbol of Saint Peter.

[(Anonymous)]

Well, Saint Peter was the first pope, and according to the Evangelicals, the pope's the Antichrist, so it kind of works?

[esteefee]

Yeah, I'm pretty sure it's unintentional, but it's still there, and glowing, which is weird.

[(Anonymous)]

Not every vaguely cross-shaped thing is saying something about Christianity, fucking shit.

[esteefee]

Did someone ask for a frothing wombat?

[(Anonymous)]

Unless you're in a Hammer Horror vampire movie, in which case everything vaguely cross-shaped is enough to count.