[ SECRET POST #2934 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2934 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Sorry about that, working late again.

Secrets Left to Post: 01 pages, 020 secrets from Secret Submission Post #419.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 1 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 1 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[herpymcderp]

Oh man, I would not get along with you. Short, somewhat pretty and feminine-looking though I may be, I'm really not submissive and don't you come near my butt with your feeldoe.

[diet_poison]

...feeldoe?

[herpymcderp]

Hahaha you've never heard of them? It's a...uh.. internally secured dildo shaped like a dick.

Man, that's like not knowing what a fleshlight is.

[(Anonymous)]

Or a henweigh, or a deez

[(Anonymous)]

I'm pretty familiar with fleshlights, strap-ons and such but I had never heard of a feeldoe either. I literally just watched like three porn clips involving them because I wasn't entirely sure how it worked. Seems hot though

[herpymcderp]

Weird. I tend to frequent a lot of different fandoms and had come to the conclusion that they were pretty common knowledge.

But then, bad-dragon.com is also pretty common knowledge in my fandoms, so maybe I'm assuming too much about the general knowledge of sex toys in fandom...

[(Anonymous)]

ayrt

I've perused bad dragon a couple of times. Mythical creature dong shaped dildos aren't really my thing, but I do like reading the names they give some of the toys and the lovingly detailed descriptions they have

OP

[(Anonymous)]

I even have one, hahaha. I thought it was common knowledge, too.

[diet_poison]

If you had to be a dick to explain it, why do it at all?

(Also, I didn't know what a fleshlight was before F!S either. Not everyone is well-versed on sex toys or even really cares about them. Why do people always act like everyone must know everything about sex by default?)

[kallanda_lee]

To be fair, it's more like not knowing what a specific brand of flashlight is.

[(Anonymous)]

Jeeze, she isn't saying she ACTUALLY rapes short, feminine guys. It sounds like she likes consensual pretend-rape with guys who happen to have those physical characteristics. Doesn't mean she thinks every guy who looks like you is into that stuff.

[herpymcderp]

Wut. I wasn't implying she rapes anyone.

I was implying that if she assumed her assumptions about short pretty dudes about me, we would not get along.

[(Anonymous)]

NA

As I read OP's post, OP is not saying "I like short pretty guys because they like butt stuff." They're saying "I like short pretty guys who are sexually submissive and like butt stuff." It's an important distinction!

I'm actually being a complete pedant here though, because your original reply didn't really make this error

OP

[(Anonymous)]

hey hey, I didn't say short. My BF is taller than me, actually, and I'm pretty tall. I'm not THAT picky.

[diet_poison]

she made no such assumptions.

[(Anonymous)]

I don't think there was anything in the secret that the OP assumes that all short men are submissive. Strange assumption. That would really be weird.

I got the feeling she just asks guys if they're submissive if she wants to find out. Or is that too sensible for you?

(further upthread she confirms this is in fact what she does, via dating sites)

[(Anonymous)]

Are you drunk?