[ SECRET POST #2934 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2934 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Sorry about that, working late again.

Secrets Left to Post: 01 pages, 020 secrets from Secret Submission Post #419.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 1 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 1 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
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Comments

TB

[herpymcderp]

But your bf ostensibly isn't in a homoerotic D/s relationship with Gaston. How can he truly be the irl version of Lefou?

Re: TB

[kallanda_lee]

Maybe OP IS Gaston.

Re: TB

[herpymcderp]

o_o

:O

...

:OOOOOOO

mind. blown.

Re: TB

[(Anonymous)]

OH MY GOD YES.

Re: TB

[(Anonymous)]

Excuse me but Gaston is incredibly straight

It's like the song goes

No one hunts like Gaston, no one bunts like Gaston, no one plows into any more cunts than Gasto n

Re: TB

[herpymcderp]

You're remembering it wrong.

It's No one sucks like Gaston, no one bucks like Gaston, no one gets on his knees and gets fucked like Gaston

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[lb_lee]

You fools, you're both wrong! Gaston transcends mere sexual orientation! He understands that someone as singular as him should be worshipped by ANYONE!

Nooooooooo
oooooooone
ruts like Gaston,
pounds on butts like Gaston,
no one converts virgins to sluts like Gaston!

For there's no man who gets quite as busy
as you see he's got condoms to spare!
He'll fuck everyone round till they're dizzy,
You'll be sore in the morning and WON'T EVEN CARE!

Re: TB

[herpymcderp]

But this still fits with our other two verses.

Clearly we must have all just heard part of the song or something.

(I like this technically implies that Gaston switches)

Re: TB

[lb_lee]

In his orgy we'll soon be participating,
My what a guy, Gaston!

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[(Anonymous)]

I will NEVER hear this song the same way again.

Re: TB

[lb_lee]

YOU'RE WELCOME ANON.

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[(Anonymous)]

I love this thread and that made me laugh for a minute straight.

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[(Anonymous)]

He was living with his Gaston when I met him! I stole him Mwahaha.

But 'Gaston' is in the RAF and is often away. Trying so hard to set my friend up with him (same friend as in t!b). If those two ever got together we'd be like a seriously f-ed up Disney family...