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⌈ Secret Post #2934 ⌋

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Not sure why but I kinda love this secret. Yay for being really attracted to people who aren't traditionally considered hot, I guess!

Same here. You rock on, Large OP.

I think the show in general might not be as popular if it weren't for the diversity in it (although I don't think that's a bad thing) but she would probably still be pretty popular if she were white. People like sassy and/or HBIC female police officers (ex: Beckett and Lisbon from Castle and The Mentalist respectively)

In regards to Abbie, I completely disagree that she wouldn't be popular if she was a different race (same for Ichabbie). The character interactions would still be there and that's what's important to me. I also don't think her story is really cliché. It's not at all comparable to something like, say, James Cameron's Avatar. It makes use of some tropes, but it's hardly the worst.

I would like to see less hate on Katrina, though. Especially since the people who perpetuate it are the same band of morons that go around in every fandom that has a black female character and say "You're RACIST" "YOUR MISOGYNOIR IS SHOWING." WHITE FEMINISM!1!11!!!!" "IF YOU DON'T LIKE BLACK FEMALE/WHITE MALE PAIRING YOU ARE PROBLEMATIC!!!!111!!1!"

Yup. And I think that Ichabbie would still be popular, because the two protagonist pairing is pretty the most popular ship on every cop show.

I'm actually a fan who can't stand fandom's fetishization of black people to the point that they're outraged whenever a new white character is introduced but...

...I don't see it. Abbie is a pretty interesting and likable character with good chemistry with Ichabod.

Yes. I find her less cliche' than OP does.

Abbie is a fantastic character in her own right. From the pilot she is drawn as a 3D person. But why??! Other than to get Icabod to use the British pronunciation, is she a lieutenant? She's in uniform and rides a patrol car, not a desk. From the way things seem to run she should be a sergeant.

I don't understand the Sleepy Hollow Sheriff's Dept.

The tongue thing is kinda gross, but that's great OP.

Damn, too-big, that ain't a secret, that's a fuckin' WALLPAPER.

That said, congratulations and hope you find the henchman of your dreams.

Congratulations for finding the man of your dream. Not many are so fortunate.

ot but I find your friend planning your wedding already kinda sweet. And troll ish.

Um, Beckett (Castle), Audrey (Haven), Olivia (Fringe) - not police, but law enforcement

But your bf ostensibly isn't in a homoerotic D/s relationship with Gaston. How can he truly be the irl version of Lefou?

Maybe OP IS Gaston.

o_o

:O

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:OOOOOOO

mind. blown.

OH MY GOD YES.

Excuse me but Gaston is incredibly straight

It's like the song goes

No one hunts like Gaston, no one bunts like Gaston, no one plows into any more cunts than Gasto n

You're remembering it wrong.

It's No one sucks like Gaston, no one bucks like Gaston, no one gets on his knees and gets fucked like Gaston

You fools, you're both wrong! Gaston transcends mere sexual orientation! He understands that someone as singular as him should be worshipped by ANYONE!

Nooooooooo
oooooooone
ruts like Gaston,
pounds on butts like Gaston,
no one converts virgins to sluts like Gaston!

For there's no man who gets quite as busy
as you see he's got condoms to spare!
He'll fuck everyone round till they're dizzy,
You'll be sore in the morning and WON'T EVEN CARE!

But this still fits with our other two verses.

Clearly we must have all just heard part of the song or something.

(I like this technically implies that Gaston switches)

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lb_lee - 2015-01-16 05:19 (UTC) - Expand

I will NEVER hear this song the same way again.

lb_lee - 2015-01-16 19:24 (UTC) - Expand

I love this thread and that made me laugh for a minute straight.

He was living with his Gaston when I met him! I stole him Mwahaha.

But 'Gaston' is in the RAF and is often away. Trying so hard to set my friend up with him (same friend as in t!b). If those two ever got together we'd be like a seriously f-ed up Disney family...

Le Fou, a dumb henchman? Surely you jest. The guy was an evil genius. He was the fucking power behind the throne.

I mean, check it out--here we've got big tough handsome stupid Gaston, the most popular (and feared) guy in town, entitled as hell and intolerably full of himself. And his best friend and faithful companion...little, goofy-looking, unimpressive Le Fou. Gaston's biggest fan, other than himself. His cheerleader.

The guy who made it his business to ensure that Gaston remained intolerably full of himself no matter what.

Who devoted a whole musical number, not just to making his friend feel better--oh, no, he could have done that by saying "There are other girls, who needs her?" or "She'll come around" or "You'll feel better after you shoot something." No, he went out of his way to immediately pump Gaston's deflated ego back up to its previous unwieldy size.

Because if Gaston had been allowed to digest the well-deserved helping of humble pie that Belle served up for him? Well, then things might have changed. Maybe it would have occurred to him that being good-looking and strong and a good hunter didn't mean he could have anything he wanted. Maybe he'd have wondered why Belle didn't want him. Maybe he wouldn't have been quite so quick to accept the accolades that everyone heaped upon him without question anymore.

Maybe he'd have started to grow up. And then maybe right next to Gaston wouldn't be such a great place for Le Fou to be anymore. Because let's face it, nobody in town was safe from the dude, Le Fou included, but you can be damned sure nobody else would be messing with Gaston's best buddy. He got to ride the coattails of glory without the inconvenience of having to actually be good at anything...at least as long as his sycophantic praise was falling on receptive ears that remained connected to a chronically under-utilized brain.

How much you want to bet this wasn't the first time in their lives that something like that had happened?

Or that Gaston himself wasn't the only person to whom Le Fou had been singing the guy's praises nonstop for years?

Genius, I'm telling you. Le Fou was the true villain of that movie. Gaston was his stooge, not the other way around.

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