[ SECRET POST #2938 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2938 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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02.
[Constantine]


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03.
[Dragon Age]


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04.
[Merlin]


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05.
[Pokemon]


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06.
[The Americans]


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07.
[Doctor Who]


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08.
[Twisted Toyfare]


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09.
[Black Books]


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10.
[World of Warcraft]













Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 02 pages, 046 secrets from Secret Submission Post #420.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

Re: Fuck everything

[(Anonymous)]

I'm getting more and more frustrated with dating sites; how exactly do they match you? Because seriously, if I'm matched to one more guy whose favorite book is "text messages" and likes bear hunting and/or smoking pot, I will cry. Seriously, I've tried everything, and that's still what I end up getting.

Re: Fuck everything

[(Anonymous)]

It depends on the site.

Could just be that you live in a terrible place, though.

Re: Fuck everything

[(Anonymous)]

AYRT - It's been at both match.com and eHarmony, FWIW.

I do live in an area with a lot of weirdos, but I feel like that's many places.

Re: Fuck everything

[(Anonymous)]

Honestly, bad locale was my thought too.

Re: Fuck everything

[othellia]

Magic and wizardry.

Re: Fuck everything

[(Anonymous)]

Life is so much more interesting if you just call technology magic and assume that all people who can wield it are mighty wizards. Including oneself.

Re: Fuck everything

[iceyred]

Good Lord but I hate dating sites. They are the worst.

Re: Fuck everything

[(Anonymous)]

I wish there was a qualification on the non-casual sex dating sites for things related to sex anyway. eHarmony is nice and all, but I want an active sex life with my perfect match, and that means it would be ideal if I could specify penis size or something. (I know people would probably lie about that in their actual bio and things, but they wouldn't be lying in the direction I'm interested in.)

Just...aaargh.

Re: Fuck everything

[insanenoodlyguy]

Have you considered just saying "I want a small dick?" I mean, your going to get some weirdos, but it's still probably your best bet if it's that important.

Re: Fuck everything

[(Anonymous)]

I am so very sorry but the idea of a person's favorite book being text messages is so sad and hilarious at the same time...