[ SECRET POST #2961 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2961 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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[Alexander Siddig/Star Trek; Deep Space 9/Vertical Limit/Poirot/24]


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[Transformers: Fall of Cybertron]


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[Nightwish]


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Notes:

Better early than late!

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Comments

[beverlykatz]

Yeah, as I've gotten older and more experienced, it's become clear that a lot of fic authors just... don't know a lot about sex. Some of it is rule of porn, which I'm fine with - some of the, uh, more realistic aspects of anal sex are not terribly sexy - but some of it just makes me wonder if they understand how human bodies fit together. Research is a fine substitute, but reading other anatomically creative fanfiction isn't actually research.

Also, the prostate is not a bundle of nerves. It is a gland. That's still my ultimate pet peeve.

[(Anonymous)]

some of it just makes me wonder if they understand how human bodies fit together.

ngl, I've been dragged out of fics FAR more often because people are reaching for things they can't actually reach, or seem to have grown an extra hand, or have physically-impossible double-jointed hips than I have because someone forgot the lube.

There is definitely a lot of Standard Fanfic Myth when it comes to sex though. One person seems vaguely knowledgeable, so suddenly every single fic is following that pattern.

[beverlykatz]

Apparently, having sex in a fic gives you Mr. Fantastic-level bending/stretching abilities. Also, you can teleport. And spontaneously generate and lose limbs at your convenience. Hey, who hasn't wanted an extra arm during sex once or twice?

Honestly, these situations are pretty much the only times I'd recommend that someone watch porn, or at least look at realistically drawn diagrams. Porn stars can perform some absurd feats, but when it comes to basic spatial orientation, it's not a terrible resource, especially if you go for "amateur" stuff. At least it's better than fic written by other clueless folks.

[(Anonymous)]

The thing that always gets me is people who think the hymen is inside the vagina. I read a fic once where the guy was able to finger the gal without going past her hymen. In fact, he was butting up against it with his fingers, about two inches in, and he was being very careful not to break it so that her virginity would remain intact.

Ngl, I was so bothered I wound up PMing the author.