[ SECRET POST #2972 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2972 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 03 pages, 072 secrets from Secret Submission Post #425.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

OSCARS PROPER THREAD

[chardmonster]

JK Simmons won best supporting actor! Many people know him as Tenzin from Korra, but too few know of his seminal performance in Portal 2. Let's change that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXYuL4yo0tM

I'm watching the briefcase. Are you?

Re: OSCARS PROPER THREAD

[(Anonymous)]

Neil Patrick Harris really is very charming.

Re: OSCARS PROPER THREAD

[chardmonster]

Isn't he though?

Re: OSCARS PROPER THREAD

[(Anonymous)]

It's amazing how female-oriented the commercials are

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[(Anonymous)]

I loved the Polish guy not shutting up. I love these British guys.

Re: OSCARS PROPER THREAD

[othellia]

Excuse you, you forgot his most important role to date.

Re: OSCARS PROPER THREAD

[nightscale]

Wait. That's Tenzin's voice actor?

Re: OSCARS PROPER THREAD

[othellia]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWkc5Ivbucc

Re: OSCARS PROPER THREAD

[(Anonymous)]

Tenzin's played by a white guy?! Does Tumblr know?!

Re: OSCARS PROPER THREAD

[othellia]

Haha. Korra's VA is a blonde girl though. And most of the other cast is white. I think it's common knowledge and only the super extreme people are upset by it.

Re: OSCARS PROPER THREAD

[(Anonymous)]

One of the best damn things ever in a Marvel movie. He will ALWAYS be my Jameson.

Re: OSCARS PROPER THREAD

[(Anonymous)]

Man what would they do if someone just got up there and started praising ISIS or something

ISIS IS A GOOD GIRL

[chardmonster]

;_;7

Re: OSCARS PROPER THREAD

[(Anonymous)]

They'd hurry them up or drown them with music, then they'd be ostracized by the entire industry.

Re: OSCARS PROPER THREAD

[(Anonymous)]

HtTYD2 didn't win Best Animated. Color me surprised. Kind of glad, since that means I won't have to hear about it on Tumblr.

Re: OSCARS PROPER THREAD

[(Anonymous)]

Honestly, Song of the Sea or Kaguya-hime should have won, but the animation awards are a joke so I was already prepared.

Re: OSCARS PROPER THREAD

[(Anonymous)]

Really? I looked at the Oscar tag on Tumblr right after the animated film winner was announced and already saw people complaining about how the "whitewashed" Disney film beat the film with the disabled protagonist. (And lol at the people in the tag acting like Disney's the big mega corporation bullying poor scrappy indie studio Dreamworks. Like, y'all know Dreamworks is a corporate giant with lots of money too, right?)

Re: OSCARS PROPER THREAD

[othellia]

Like any non-Disney/Pixar film will ever win an Oscar when at least one of them makes the nominee list.

Exceptions = Happy Feet (only competition was Cars) and Spirited Away (it was fucking SPIRITED AWAY).

Re: OSCARS PROPER THREAD

[(Anonymous)]

- Terrence Howard was freaking out just now

- I really liked Naomi Watts dress

Re: OSCARS PROPER THREAD

[(Anonymous)]

Chris Pine must really like this glory song. They kept cutting to him.

Re: OSCARS PROPER THREAD

[(Anonymous)]

Wow. Lady Gaga. Wow. Normal clothes, normal hair, awesome singing. Wow.

Re: OSCARS PROPER THREAD

[(Anonymous)]

More people should check out the album of duets she did with Tony Bennett

It's very much in this style

Re: OSCARS PROPER THREAD

[(Anonymous)]

I'm watching your face as it twists and transforms, the black rims becoming ever more apparent as time slips away into the moist, gaping chasm of the galactic owlbear. Soon the kohl will sink into your upper and lower eyelids and seep out to cover your lashes, until you become one with the gyrating ribosomes of Their Eternal Plain. They have longed for the day when women would naturally come to have the black rimmed eyes, and now it shall be so, with you as the progenitor.

The flapping of wings and the grating of claws are not to be feared, it is the right and true sound of the beast that turns the universe. It presides over the black hole at the center of all things and reaches out with its feathered paw to touch the ones who are to become the firsts of the new races. There are others, the ones with the ape-like but evolved and functional appendages, and the glowing green bellies, and the ovipositor mouths. The owlbear sings to them in its hooting growl, which you have heard, though you did not know. The sound will become the guiding force as you spread out through all the worlds and bring to them the gift of the natural kohl.

They will welcome you home, and into the wings you will be brought, and shielded from the churning chaos of the hole.

Re: OSCARS PROPER THREAD

[(Anonymous)]

What the fuck did I just read?

Re: OSCARS PROPER THREAD

[(Anonymous)]

Well that was a good speech