[ SECRET POST #2979 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2979 ⌋

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Comments

[sparklywalls]

I honestly can't believe it's the same actor in some ways. I thought he was amazing as Hawking and even though I was rooting for Keaton, I admit Eddie was a good choice for the top accolades.

But man was he so gloriously bad as Balem or whatever the heck he's called. I had such an amazing time watching Jupiter Ascending. It's the best worst thing I've ever seen. Almost every line out of Eddie's mouth made the audience piss themselves laughing.

[morieris]

I bought tickets to the 3D version and usually I go into a stadium early to sit...and so the 2D version was playing and he was continually calling Jupiter his mother and bellowing I couldn't stop laughing.

[sparklywalls]

Haha there's that one scene where he suddenly goes from whispery Voldermort impression to yelling "GOOOO!" and I just cracked up.

I keep saying to people the only serious reason to see it is the 3D because it's a pretty film, and I normally don't like 3D. But if you want to have a laugh see it anyway! I was discussing it with a friend and we decided in a few years it will probably be shelved under the same heading as Flash Gordon "we know it's rubbish, but it's FUN rubbish!"

[cbrachyrhynchos]

It's interesting how much hate Jupiter gets in comparison to Kingsmen: The Secret Service, which is also an adolescent teen fantasy but with guns, bespoke suits, and royal buttsex replacing the sparkle angel dog space marine.

[sparklywalls]

I agree tbh. And I enjoyed both films really. They're both a load of nonsense but it's a great way to switch off your brain for a couple of hours.

[cbrachyrhynchos]

I loved Jupiter, I didn't like Kingsmen so much for entirely personal gender reasons. I'm just wondering at how Kingsmen is around 75% on the tomatometer while Jupiter seems to be hovering around 25%. It makes me think that I need to treat tomatometer roughly the same way I do game reviews.

[ketita]

Is it bad enough to be worth watching? I mean I saw the trailers and it looks so terrible, but my heart really wants to see it because I feel this potential for endless entertainment...

[(Anonymous)]

It is literally no worse than half the cheesy movies we get lately, people are honestly overreacting as to how "bad" it is.

I highly recommend seeing it, it's a lot of fun