[ SECRET POST #2980 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2980 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Lots of multiple secrets in one comment this week, throwing off the count!

Secrets Left to Post: 04 pages, 083 secrets from Secret Submission Post #426.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

I'm pleased as fuck that NChick (and her phoned in friends) is leaving.

[(Anonymous)]

Honestly I don't know wtf she was posting for the last (two?) years.

[(Anonymous)]

NChick used to be my favorite producer on the site. Her commentary was funny, progressive without being ham-fisted, and her choice of topics was interesting. And I actually liked the occasional cameos from her friends, they let NChick bounce off of other people rather than just talking straight at the camera.

But yeah, idk what the fuck happened. They picked up their Fifty Shades parody and she did nothing but that for like a year??? And then moved onto other big multi-part projects. It's like she went from producing Nostalgia Chick video reviews and fun shit to self-indulgent bs that only a very limited viewership would ever care about. The only new NChick vid I've watched in the past year or two was the one where they ate "kid food" and made fun of it, and that one was okay, but it came off as so pretentious in some parts that it was honestly off-putting. "Haha Kraft Mac n Cheese? Spaghetti-Os? Only five-year-olds could possibly enjoy that! I took a single bite and I think I might just vomit in my mouth. Look how mature I am I only eat the wholest of grains. The sweetness of this single marshmallow peep is literally making my nose bleed."

[(Anonymous)]

I dunno, I've hated her since her rape rap meltdown, and has always seemed to me like she was a very pretentious holier than thou type.

[(Anonymous)]

I've hated her since the City of Bones review where she straight up didn't care about anything related to CC's history or constant bragging of interfering with the movie and instead pinned the bombing of said movie on the grubby hands of the evil men mucking up YA book adaptions.

[(Anonymous)]

Yeah, she didn't really watch or read the 'girl' stuff and stated she wasn't comfortable being the NChick, she was just in desperate need of a paycheck at the time.

I'll always be a bit sore at her for the Smurfette video, where she calls Helga 'female Arnold'. That was so, so wrong, it hurts. Because Helga is probably one of the best female cartoon characters from the 90's, and she's nothing like Arnold. (And even the creator said HA had basically become the Helga show at the end of its run)

[(Anonymous)]

She has never shown to actually research the things she was supposedly reviewing. It's all her personal spin on feminism, and it basically boils to "if I like it, it's ok", no matter how problematic it might be.

And no one should ever dare to correct her, or she'll go ballistic against them. See, the Dune video.

[(Anonymous)]

Yeah, her and Doug have that in common (McNitpick and the fangirl characters, jeeze) I remember his Little Monsters review where he complains about Boy coming out of nowhere, when they had been mentioning him from the first part of the movie.

[(Anonymous)]

Don't forget the Sailor Moon review, where he looked at pretty much the first ten episodes of the Dic hack and slash dub, proclaimed all the characters and the series stupid, and had no business reviewing it even in the sense of Nostalgia to begin with. He caved to the beggars in his 'fandom' and gave them just what they deserved- one big pile of shit.

[(Anonymous)]

That one I hated, because Sailor Moon is such a touchy subject-As it's one of those rare female power fantasy shows that does a good job of being empowering. He should have never touched it, as it was painfully obvious he didn't want to.

[(Anonymous)]

DA I'm not sure he watched even ONE episode of Sailor Moon, let alone 10. The first 10 episodes of the DiC dub do a pretty good job debunking damn near everything he says in that review.

[(Anonymous)]

He seems to have some older views about gender, going by the Princess Diaries review, so I think he was looking at is as he thought a dude would. Though that's part of the joke with the NC character (I think.)

[(Anonymous)]

I actually like the Maven of the Eventide because I like the actual reviews, and she seems to be doing more of that than NChick herself.