[ SECRET POST #3007 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3007 ⌋

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Comments

[sapphireblack]

Don't worry, they can still work together. We can send them down into the sewage tunnels, handcuffed together.

[sabotabby]

I like the way you think.

[sapphireblack]

I can think of many excellent jobs for them. Crash test dummies, but that's too easy. Live re-enactment of The Human Caterpillar, involving the whole cabinet, is my current favourite.

[sabotabby]

Clean the bedpans of people whose benefits they've cut.

With their tongues.

[sapphireblack]

See, OP doesn't need to worry. We could keep the Cameron/Clegg RPF fanfic going for years!

[(Anonymous)]

DA

At least you can be reasonably sure your election won't be rife with fraud and vote-rigging, OP.

My money's on the half a million imported American Tea Party TFWs, in our next "election" (which will be a complete joke); the reason this government has neither produced a budget nor dropped the election writ, is because they have to wait for all their imported American voters (who will have been instructed by their churches to vote Tory) to wait out the three months needed before they gain residency status in whichever provinces they've been parachuted into. Which, quelle surprise, will allow them to legally vote.

....At least it's not robocalls again? I mean, they'll still be unethically stealing power. It just won't be illegal, like last time.

TL;DR: Our Tories are way more evil than your Tories.

[sabotabby]

I'm Canadian too. :) I just like to spread the Tory hate around.

[(Anonymous)]

You're doing the Lord's work.

[quirkytizzy]

I am continually amazed that your Tories seem to be clinging so hard to American conservatism. It's like "NO GOD PLEASE DO NOT EMULATE US HERE THAT IS NOT THE THING YOU SHOULD BE COPYING!"

[(Anonymous)]

I blame a (now dead) guy named Levi Strauss. He came here in the 90s and started training (through the American Enterprise Institute) all these PoliSci nerds (or PoliSci washouts, actually) to become an extreme right fifth column in the Canadian Progressive Conservative. Because this Strauss guy and his followers so loathe the Westminster system (like every other dumb Tea Partier), and his Tea Party never got any traction south of the border, he figured he'd come up here, do a parasitizing of the PCs, and make Canada the 51st state. My opinion? They should do to Strauss' bones what they did to Wycliffe. (Hint: Wycliffe didn't deserve it. Strauss totally does.)

The only thing that will save us is the Supreme Court. At the cost of literally billions of taxpayer dollars, mind you. The only saving grace is that the Westminster system is like the Internet: When you try to destroy it, it goes around the damage. Something the American parasites will never be able to grasp, thank God.

[(Anonymous)]

Do you have a link to anything on this person? I'm more confused because... uh, well, the only Levi Strausses that I'm familiar with are Claude Levi-Strauss, the structuralist thinker, and Levi's, the jean manufacturer. And Google doesn't really bring anything up. Also, the narrative here seems to mirror the common narrative about Leo Strauss, the American conservative thinker, except that he was American. So I'm just really confused.

(Also, I'd be far less sanguine about the Westminster system than you are, but I suppose I'm just a cynic. Or I suppose blinded by my innate Americanness.)

[(Anonymous)]

Wait, really?

That may mean the Harper faction is way ahead of anyone in the USA on manipulating elections.