[ SECRET POST #3029 ]

[case]

⌈ Secret Post #3029 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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02.
[Peep Show]


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03.
[Indiana Jones and the Fate of Atlantis]


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04.
[Alexis Denisof]


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05.
[Guardians of the Galaxy]



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08.
[John Green]


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09.
[Outlander]


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10.
[Selfie]


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11.
[Emilio Estevez]


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12.
[His Dark Materials]


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13.
[Star Wars, Twilight]


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14.
[Faux Pas]


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15.
[Mass Effect]


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16.
[The Black Lillies]










Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 03 pages, 067 secrets from Secret Submission Post #433.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[fscom]

15. http://i60.tinypic.com/2506y51.jpg
[Mass Effect]

[(Anonymous)]

wanting to fuck a geth couldn't be any worse than some of the shit that's canon like garrus/fem!shep.

[praetorian_guard]

Well, the good news for you is that you definitely wouldn't be the only one! Definitely seen a few other people with the hots for Legion there.

[blitzwing]

In any fandom with robots, you're not going to be "the" robot fucker. There's usually hordes of them.

[(Anonymous)]

Nothing in the world wrong with that.

[(Anonymous)]

Robot fucking is not the strangest thing in any fandom. Would that it were, OP. Would that it were.

[lb_lee]

Is this, like, an EVIL robot or something? Because I don't find it particularly alarming or weird.

--Rogan

[(Anonymous)]

Nuuuuuuu. Legion is like the sweetest Mass Effect character ever. It's a collective of several AI in a mobile platform that just wants to get on with everyone, save its race, and be super cute learning how to interact with organic races.

*sniffs* Beautiful cinnamon roll, too good for this world, too pure.

[lb_lee]

Dawww! It sounds cute! But why is it a cinnamon roll? O_o

--Sneak

[(Anonymous)]

I think I know you.

[(Anonymous)]

Legion? Nope - honestly, iirc, he's* one of the few characters who ends up not being completely screwed up by the end, albeit one who always has one specific end.

*technically "he" is actually a huge collection of AI programs [a collective of sorts] within one physical body, which can be switched between millions of different programs

[feotakahari]

Not evil, and actually pretty cool! They're a collective of a thousand AIs sharing a body and making decisions via consensus. In some ways, they come across as very collectivist, but their morality is focused on free will and letting others make their own choices. (Which is why they're so horrified by the villains' mind control abilities.) They can come off as strange or inhuman at times, but they can also be oddly cute.

[(Anonymous)]

Would sex with Legion count as an orgy?

[quirkytizzy]

This made me giggle.

[dethtoll]

lol

[dethtoll]

judging by my experience with the fandom i guarantee you that you would not be alone

[(Anonymous)]

Robot fucking isn't much weirder than:

-Fucking a bird/bug alien whose body fluids will make you go into anaphylactic shock
-Fucking a lizard alien whose saliva is a hallucinogen
-Fucking an alien who will die if she gets naked
-Fucking a tentacle-headed alien whose species gets preggers by giving you a telepathic orgasm

etc etc

[(Anonymous)]

You forgot the alien with four testicles and possibly more than one dick. But you don't see as much krogan sex on the kink memes, admittedly.

[(Anonymous)]

OP, you'd be far from the weirdest person in fandom - and you'd have some pretty good company in having the hots for Legion.

[a_potato]

I'm only on the periphery of ME fandom, but from what I've seen, you aren't weird at all, OP. I'm sure you'd be able to find people of similar tastes.

[(Anonymous)]

i want to fuck like...every robot.
all of them.
bring it on.

[(Anonymous)]

Err, there are plenty of people that want to do that OP, so you wouldn't be alone.

[(Anonymous)]

This is a fandom that's all about alien sex, OP, if they judge you for robot sex they've got some weird double standards.

Maybe you'd feel at home in the Transformers fandom. XP

Transcript

[(Anonymous)]

Image: fan art of Legion from Mass Effect

Text: One of the main reasons I’ve always stayed out of the fandom is that I want to fuck the robot.

I don’t know how long I’d be able to hide it iand I really don’t want to be the robot fucker of the fandom.

So I’ll just stay over here away from everyone else…

Got, this is so stupid.

[(Anonymous)]

Well, now I just giggled at Legion's 1,183 processes coming to a consensus on whether or not they should engage in romantic entanglements with organics.