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Feeling depressed about being single, so give me your dating horror stories!

Well, also single (always have been), but one time I thought I was going on a date with a guy - "by the way, Leah's coming."

It wasn't even a three way. He just had no idea he'd asked me as though it was a date.

ouch, that's rough :(

Went on a date with a guy. His best friend followed us around the entire time, until it was time to actually go in. Then his friend came in and sat with us.

In this case, it was definitely a date. I was not pleased.

Then there was the guy I dated whose best friend dated my neighbor. They decided it would be fun to break up with me and her at the same time. Cute.

For girls, there was the girl I really liked, but who was a boundary pusher. No means no, it doesn't mean engage in a childish, hover-your- fingers-a-centimeter-over-someone's-skin and go "I'm not touching you!", type behavior.

Edited 2015-04-27 01:03 (UTC)

Sorry, your story made me think of this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=groaPrY41Rk

LOL, accurate.

wow it kinds sounds like you attract the assholes :/

What did you say in the case of the first one? I feel like I'd look directly at the guy who asked me on a Definitely A Date and say "Did you say this was supposed to be a date?" and then glance between them meaningfully.

What did you say in the case of the first one? I feel like I'd look directly at the guy who asked me on a Definitely A Date and say "Did you say this was supposed to be a date?" and then glance between them meaningfully.

I just let it go. We weren't supposed to be dating (my parents didn't give a shit, his did) and I figure he had told them he was going to be hanging out at said best friend's house. Still, the decent thing to do when you're covering for your best bud's date isn't to go along with them. I blame the best friend more than him, because my date was kind of a pushover type person and it wasn't really in him to stand up to people easily.

He was a sweet guy, I wouldn't categorize him as an asshole. The other two ex's though, definitely.

Re: Your worst dates

diet_poison - 2015-04-27 03:45 (UTC) - Expand

I've only been on one date in my life.

It didn't go very well.

To start with, I was sick (and I let him know this) but he still wanted to go out and I agreed because it wasn't too bad (just a bit of sore throat/stuff nose) and I was so excited.

Throughout dinner he just didn't seem at all interested in anything I was saying. We went to a movie afterwards and he made a move and we started making out in the theater. It didn't start too bad (and I was actually pretty into it at first) but...well...I was still sick and having trouble breathing. And his tongue was SUPER cold in my mouth which was uncomfortable.

And he just kept coming AT me. And I tried to dissuade him by telling him I didn't want him to get sick or that I was having trouble breathing but he was just really pushy. And I felt bad because I felt like I owed him for paying for dinner.

It was worse because when we left the theater, a group of girls laughed at us and I felt SO humiliated.

And when I got home, I just felt like a whore because I had kissed him for buying me dinner. I ended up being that "bitch" stereotype and not responding to any of his messages because the whole thing left me feeling so ashamed.

And...yeah...that's my one date. Not a horror story or anything. But it kind of sucked.

ew, that's awful. To look at the bright side, he does NOT sound like a keeper and you're better off without him.

You don't owe anyone anything for buying you dinner! Not a thing. I'm sure you know this but just wanted to emphasize it again! :)

Also, I'm so confused as to why he'd want to make out with you while you're sick. ???? he probably caught it (serves him right tbh)

Re: Your worst dates

(Anonymous) - 2015-04-27 01:37 (UTC) - Expand

Re: Your worst dates

diet_poison - 2015-04-27 03:49 (UTC) - Expand

He tried to stick his hand down my pants during a torture scene in the movie we were watching.

(If he just wanted to make out we should have just fucking watched The A-Team like I wanted. I mean, I would have been imagining he was Sharlto Copely, but still, Jesus. Not the time.)

a...fucking...torture scene???? o__O

Re: Your worst dates

(Anonymous) - 2015-04-27 08:21 (UTC) - Expand

Re: Your worst dates

diet_poison - 2015-04-28 17:36 (UTC) - Expand

I don't really have any horror stories but I sort of commiserate with you on being single. I'm not desperate, and I'm ridiculously picky, but I'm not fond of being single. It'd probably be different if I had never dated, but having experienced the joy and security of a long-term loving relationship, I just wish I still had that in my life. :/

Oh no, did things not work out with that one guy?

Re: Your worst dates

diet_poison - 2015-04-27 03:28 (UTC) - Expand

It's okay to be picky! Never let any person tell you that it's not.

Re: Your worst dates

diet_poison - 2015-04-30 03:21 (UTC) - Expand

It wasn't a date; it was a man who WANTED to date me. (He thought I was a girl, and didn't know I was already taken.) He decided to do so by constantly bemoaning his virginity.

At the time, I was undergoing cop proceedings for my rape case, so I didn't have a lot of sympathy for him. Finally, I got sick of his complaining about how the pretty girls never looked at him and being a virgin sucked so hard, and I said, "You know, there are worse things than being a virgin. Pretty much all my sex was rape."

To which he said, "AT LEAST YOU GOT SOME."

I stared at him long enough that he started to look uncomfortable. Then I told him sweetly, "And that's why you'll never get laid. Because your head is wedged so far up your ass."

He apologized, but he obviously didn't realize WHY what he said was so fucked up. Then later he tried to tell me he loved me. Yeah, right.

--Rogan

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

Re: Your worst dates

lb_lee - 2015-04-27 03:26 (UTC) - Expand

Good god. What was wrong with him? Just ugh.

Re: Your worst dates

lb_lee - 2015-04-27 03:18 (UTC) - Expand

YOUR COMEBACK THO. *high-fives*

Re: Your worst dates

lb_lee - 2015-04-27 03:54 (UTC) - Expand

What an asshole. I have to agree with the above, though -- awesome comeback!

Re: Your worst dates

lb_lee - 2015-04-27 18:06 (UTC) - Expand

I don't have any particularly memorable ones, the worst is the guy who bought me a slice of pie (cherry, just to up the cheese factor) and thought I'd sleep with him because of that. Um, nope.

But one of my best friends is a total douche magnet. She's had a guy take her to dinner at a nice place, send her out to the car to wait while he "paid" and then came running out b/c he'd been doing the dine-and-dash and got caught.

Then there was the guy who wanted to have a threesome ... with his german shepherd.

That poor dog.

--EVERYONE

oh shit, those all sound AWFUL. Your poor friend. :( What happened in the dine-and-dash one? Was she found culpable in any way?

(And agreeing with lb, THAT POOR DOG. also, EWWWWWWWW.)

... and of course, that last paragraph made me think of the "His wife? A horse" drama. BRAIN BLEACH PLEASE.

So, I was asked out by a guy I knew worked in our college's religious centre as an assistant, so I didn't think it was weird when he said to meet him there - I thought we'd move on someplace else when he was done with work. But no, he invites me in, because he has cooked dinner himself. Which would be awesome, except he got a family recipe from his mom, and has hence cooked enough food for about eight people. Situation: enormous table full of food between us, every wall has a religious icon of some kind STARING AT ME.

And I think, damn, the guy went to so much effort, I should really try and make this evening work, so I try and make a dent into the massive amount of food, but I'm not really very hungry and OMG SO MANY ICONS STARING and then he brings up everything you shouldn't bring up - that I was younger than him ("it's too bad I can't serve you wine"), previous recent medical procedures (I'm sympathetic, but that's a massive surgery scar and we're eating), and especially that apparently some other guy he knew had had "dibs" on me which was why he'd taken so long to ask me over, and just when I'm through explaining, "no, that's not okay, nobody gets to call dibs on people, that's for like the front seat of the car or something, did anybody involved think to freaking ASK ME?" he's all "it's late... let's move this to the couch".

Yeah. The couch. He thought that was an appropriate seguay from that conversation. I look over at the couch. Again, SO MANY ICONS staring a tthe couch. I look back at him. He's just blinking at me, like I'm some machine that's not working at the touch of a button. "... wouldn't you be more ... comfortable on the couch?" he tries again.

And that's where I finally decided being polite was simply not worth the effort against the flood of crazy and just said "I'm sorry, I'm tired - good night." and left him there.

He followed me to the door, and called "When I said it was late I didn't mean you had to leaaaaaave!" after me.

After a week of radio silence, we happened to meet on campus and he asked me to 'tell him if "this with us" is going anywhere, "because my doctor says I have about ten years and I want to get married and have kids before I die".

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