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⌈ Secret Post #3040 ⌋

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[Once Upon a Time]

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[Tree of Savior]

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[Disturbed's 'Indestructible']

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[Whitechapel]

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[Bill Bailey]

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[Total War: Warhammer]

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[Morph]

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[Harry Potter]

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[FFXIV, RuPaul's Drag Race]

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[Monstrous Regiment by Terry Pratchett]

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13. [SPOILERS for Nightcrawler, Gone Girl]

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14. [SPOILERS for Devil Survivor]

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15. [SPOILERS for Age of Ultron]

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16. [SPOILERS for Broadchurch]

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17. [WARNING for incest, abuse, suicide, and probably necrophilia]

[Sankarea]

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18. [WARNING for abuse]

[Steven Universe]

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Would you fuck Master Chief? And why?

I don't know them.

I guess?

He seems like a pretty cool guy.

Eh kills aleins and doesnt afraid of anything.

wow, my time machine worked!

I just Googled this, and I can't even see what he looks like because he's wearing armor in all the pics. So no.

Seconded, but appreciative of the bi women inclusion going on.

There are no pictures of him out of his armor. (That aren't of him as a child or teen. Even then there are only a few clear shots of his face. Oh, and there's a brief shot of his eyes if you beat Halo 4 on Legendary but that's about it. TBH I kind of like it that way, even though there's a description of him in the books + shots of his younger self in comics and trailers so his appearance isn't totally unknown.)

The first like five times I read this, I thought you said Master Chef and I was trying to figure out which specific chef you were referring to instead of the Halo character. Either way, yes.

Don't know who or what that is.

No, and I think few women would. We don't tend to be ok with sexualisation when it comes from a place of dehumanisation, and master chief just like judge dredd, is dehumanized by never showing his human aspects.

Really?

Do you have any evidence for backing up that incredibly broad claim about the sexual behavior of all (straight/bi) women?

I think few women = All women?

Well, no, it doesn't. You're right, they didn't say "all women". But they're still making a claim about most women, surely? Or about what's normal for women? Which still feels like an incredibly sweeping claim to me?

Sure, but sweeping claims can still be right.

They can be! But they need some pretty good evidence

or even any evidence would be nice. beyond "men are bad and women are good."

Lololololol. I'd fuck the new Dredd in a heart beat. That ass is wonderful.

You're not curious if the gay/bi guys would fuck him?

(for me, personally, it would depend on just what and how much of him has been cybernetically enhanced, if you know what I mean)

Edited 2015-05-01 23:21 (UTC)

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I think it's a pretty safe bet that they would.

No, because I'm not sexually attracted to him.

Well, if I'm being totally honest I'm attracted to his badass MJOLNIR armor. ...It's nice armor, okay?!

His description isn't anything that jumps out at me as 'hot!', but he's probably reasonably attractive. Either way I would totes make out with him. (He can even keep the armor on, just remove the helmet.)

And his competence/bravery and loyalty is really attractive as well (even if it's really all he knows and that's kind of sad and fucked up), but I can't really imagine Master Chief as a sexual being tbh. Maybe he and his fellow Spartans fooled around (I always kind of shipped John and Sam), but he's had so little time to be a real person (how many years has he been in cryo? And he spent most of his time out of cryo fighting aliens or training to fight aliens), so...I just can't see it.

Okay, I took this question too seriously.

Why only women? Maybe I want to fuck Master Chief. Never thought of that did you OP?

No. Why would I?

Yes.

(you erasing fuck)

Tho maybe that's just conflicted emotions about wanting to be him. Either way masks/helmets can be pretty hot, and he's a quality character from a quality series.

Only if he kept the suit on, without the suit I don't care.

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