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⌈ Secret Post #3043 ⌋

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Non-HP Characters' Hogwarts Houses

[(Anonymous)]

Where would the protagonists of your favorite work get sorted?

Re: Non-HP Characters' Hogwarts Houses

[kaijinscendre]

Steve Rogers: Gryffindor.
Bilbo Baggins: Hufflepuff
Leonard McCoy: Hufflepuff (I think)
John Watson: Gryffindor
Stiles Stilinski: Ravenclaw mayybbbeee Slytherin.

Re: Non-HP Characters' Hogwarts Houses

[(Anonymous)]

I think McCoy would be a Gryffindor. Call me crazy, but I do.

Also, I can see where you're coming from on Watson but I would lean slightly Hufflepuff.

Re: Non-HP Characters' Hogwarts Houses

[kaijinscendre]

Yeah, I leaned Hufflepuff for Watson except for the soldier part.

Re: Non-HP Characters' Hogwarts Houses

[(Anonymous)]

I mean, he's undoubtedly very brave, I just think the loyalty is a little higher in the mix.

Re: Non-HP Characters' Hogwarts Houses

[otakugal15]

McCoy? I think Hufflepuff would work, but he's also got a bit of snark streak that I can see in a mild Slytherin.

Re: Non-HP Characters' Hogwarts Houses

[flipthefrog.livejournal.com]

From all I've seen of Star Trek (which admittedly isn't much), he doesn't have the... ambitious streak? drive? necessary to be a Slytherin, though. I mean, my impression was that he would have been perfectly happy being a country doctor for the rest of his life--he's proud of his skills, but he doesn't have the drive to be the absolute best that I've always associated with Slytherin.

Re: Non-HP Characters' Hogwarts Houses

[philstar22]

Thor: Gryffindor
Steve Rogers: Hufflepuff or Gryffindor
Tony Stark: Ravenclaw or possibly Slytherin
Bilbo: Hufflepuff with a side of Ravenclaw
Frodo: Not sure. Gryffindor or Slytherin maybe, but I don't think he fits any perfectly.
Aragorn: Gryffindor
Buffy: Gryffindor
The Doctor: Ravenclaw or Slytherin

Re: Non-HP Characters' Hogwarts Houses

[(Anonymous)]

Magneto: Slytherin
Professor Xavier: Probably also Slytherin tbh (more so in the comics), but maybe a bit of Ravenclaw

Dean Winchester: Gryffindor
Sam Winchester: Slytherin

Ronan Lynch:...you know what, I think I'll actually go Hufflepuff on this one even if he doesn't seem very Hufflepuff-y on the surface
Richard Gansey: Ravenclaw

Re: Non-HP Characters' Hogwarts Houses

[(Anonymous)]

Sailor Moon: Hufflepuff
Sailor Mercury: Ravenclaw
Sailor Mars: Slytherin
Sailor Jupiter: Hufflepuff
Sailor Venus: Gryffindor
Sailor Chibi-Moon: Gryffindor
Sailor Pluto: Hufflepuff
Sailor Uranus: Gryffindor
Sailor Neptune: Slytherin
Sailor Saturn: Hufflepuff

Re: Non-HP Characters' Hogwarts Houses

[blitzwing]

Eren Jaeger: Gryffindor
Mikasa Ackerman: Gryffindor (wants to be placed with Eren)
Armin Arlert: Ravenclaw, the fukkin nerd
Levi: Slytherin
Jean Kirschstein: Gryffindor
Connie Springer: Hufflepuff or Gryffindor
Sasha Braus: Hufflepuff
Annie Leonhardt: Slytherin
Bertholdt Fubar: Hufflepuff
Reiner Braun: Hufflepuff

Re: Non-HP Characters' Hogwarts Houses

[(Anonymous)]

Leslie Knope: Gryffindor or Hufflepuff. I'm torn. But I think while she's intensely loyal to her friends and very hard working, she also tends to be a knight for the government, to be the first to the steed. She's basically Hermione. So Gryffindor.

April Ludgate and Ron Swanson: Both Slythern, but less because they're bad people (they aren't, although they sometimes pretend to be) and more because they're very much about serving themselves and a small number of people they've allowed in their lives.

Buffy Summers: Gryffindor.

Willow Rosenberg: Ravenclaw. Even the way she goes evil is so Ravenclaw. (Not necessarily the best writing, but so Ravenclaw.)

Xander Harris: Gryffindor.

Re: Non-HP Characters' Hogwarts Houses

[dani_phantasma]

Danny Fenton: Gryffindor as fuck man
Tucker: Gyffindor, or Hufflepuff
Sam Manson: Gryffindor
Jazz Fenton: Ravenclaw
Dash Baxter: Surprisingly also Gryffindor. I can see him being Gryffindor in the same way that Cormac McLaggen was
Paulina: Slytherin
Jack Fenton: Gryffindor , the big doof
Maddie Fenton: Ravenclaw
Vlad Masters: Slytherin
Danielle Fenton: Gryffindor/Slytherin hat-stall or Slytherin

Firefly

[(Anonymous)]

Mal: Gryffindor to a fault.

Zoe: Right there with him.

Wash: I could see Hufflepuff or Ravenclaw. Probably more Hufflepuff.

Inara: Ravenclaw. I think. Hm...

Jayne: Slytherin.

Kaylee: She's all about the love and smiles and sweetness. Hufflepuff.

Simon: Ravenclaw or Gryffindor.

River: Ravenclaw.

[(Anonymous)]

Hufflepuffs all the way. Not a single hero or interesting character amongst them.

Re: Firefly

[(Anonymous)]

Fucking Browncoats, take your shitty fandom and fuck off the internet llike your blessed saint Joss has done.

Re: Firefly

[(Anonymous)]

I feel like I'm supposed to be hurt by this, but I'm actually quite amused.

I did title the thread so non-Firefly fans wouldn't have to endure the torture. I'm very sorry I couldn't be more helpful.

Re: Non-HP Characters' Hogwarts Houses

[(Anonymous)]

Les Mis (The Amis focused) opinions:

Enjolras: Slytherin
Combeferre: Ravenclaw
Courfeyrac: Gryffindor or Hufflepuff idk which
Grantaire: Hufflepuff
Bahorel: Gryffindor
Jehan: Gryffindor (or Ravenclaw but I prefer Gryffindor)
Joly: Ravenclaw
Feuilly: Hufflepuff
Bossuet:Hufflepuff (probably?)
Marius: Hufflepuff
Cosette: Gryffindor
Eponine: Slytherin

Re: Non-HP Characters' Hogwarts Houses

[tasogare_n_hime]

Took me forever to find it, but I did this ages ago. It's all the characters from Last Exile that I remembered at the time.

Gryffindor
Claus Valca
Fam Fan Fan
Alvis E. Hamilton
Vincent Alzey
Sorush
Orang
Magnolia

Huffelpuff
Lavie Head
Lucciola
Sara
Alister Agrew
Mullin Shetland
Teddy

Ravenclaw
Dio Eraclea
Sophia Forrester
Giselle Collette
Millia Il Velch Cutrettola Turan
Liliana il Grazioso Merlo Turan
Vasant
Dyan
Tatiana Wisla
Dunya Scheer

Slytherin
Alex Row
Delphine Eraclea
Cicada
Luscina Hafez
Alauda

Re: Non-HP Characters' Hogwarts Houses

[(Anonymous)]

SG1:
Hammond: Hufflepuff.
O'Neill: Gryffindor.
Carter: Ravenclaw
Daniel: Slytherin (no seriously, I know he is nice and emo and all, but he was introduced trying to change how people saw history and has always been about ambition. Even when Daniel got wishfullfillment episodes they ended up with him taking over the world -for the world's own good-. He's a SLytherin, a good Slythering but still Slytherin)
Teal'c: Hufflepuff
Jonas: Gryffindor/Hufflepuff hatstall.
Mitchell: Youngest colonel in the airforce, focused on getting a place on SG1: Slytherin/Gryffindor hatstall.
Vala: Sorting hat explodes in confusion.

SG1

[(Anonymous)]

Hammond a Hufflepuff?
Agreed on Vala, she defies placement.

Re: Non-HP Characters' Hogwarts Houses

[kamino_neko]

Random selection of stuff I've watched/played lately...

Disney's Robin Hood:

Gryffindor - Robin, Marian, Little John, Friar Tuck (who I desperately wanted to put in Hufflepuff, but his confrontation with the Sheriff made that unreasonable), King Richard.
Slytherin - Prince John.
Hufflepuff - Sir Hiss (who I wish I could reasonably put in Slytherin), the Sheriff, Nutsy and Trigger.
Ravenclaw - Alan-a-Dale (he's acting as historian, that's a Ravenclawy thing).

Big Hero Six:

Gryffindor - Hiro, Fred.
Slytherin - Alistair Krei.
Ravenclaw - Tadashi, Wasabi, Gogo, Honey, Prof Callaghan, Abigail.
Hufflepuff - Aunt Cass, Baymax.

Red Dwarf (ignoring season 8, because):

Griffindor - Ace Rimmer.
Slytherin - Arnold Rimmer, Cat.
Ravenclaw - Season 7 Kochanski.
Hufflepuff - Lister, Holly, Kryten.

Skyrim:
Gryffindor - Ulfric, Tullius, Rikke, Isran.
Slytherin - Galmar Stone-Fist, Miraak, Harkon, all the Thalmor, Alduin, most of the Thieves Guild.
Ravenclaw - Neloth (could also fit in Slytherin), all the college NPCs, Farengar, the Greybeards, Parthurnaax.
Hufflepuff - the Dark Brotherhood.

Saints Row the Third:
Gryffindor: Cyrus Temple, the Twins, Shaundi.
Slytherin: Killbane, Loren.
Ravenclaw: Matt Miller, Kinzie, Oleg, Prof. Genki.
Hufflepuff: Pierce, Jimmy, Zimos.

Re: Non-HP Characters' Hogwarts Houses

[(Anonymous)]

Mulder - Ravenclaw
Scully - Gryffindor
Skinner - Gryffindor
Krychek - the most Slytherin to ever Slytherin
CSM - ... it's hard to say. I'd be tempted to go crazy and say Hufflepuff.
Byers - Gryffindor
Langly - Slytherin
Frohike - Ravenclaw
Agent Pendrell - Hufflepuff (he's just a lil cutie pie)

Re: Non-HP Characters' Hogwarts Houses

[(Anonymous)]

Bruce Banner: Hufflepuff

*slinks away*

Re: Non-HP Characters' Hogwarts Houses

[jaydestarlight]

Rory Gilmore: Ravenclaw. Book smart, creative, ambitious, and detail oriented.

Paris Gellar: Slytherin. Hyper-ambitious, inventive, meticulous, sly, and cunning.

Lorelai Gilmore: Gryffindor. Bold, daring, courageous, but impulsive, reckless, and self-centered.

Luke Danes: Hufflepuff. Loyal to a fault and logical, but gruff and not readily emotionally open.

Emily Gilmore: Slytherin. She has high expectations for those she cares about, even if she does have a complicated relationship with her daughter and granddaughter. Although her ambitions aren't as grandiose as Paris', Emily's still ambitious, cunning, quick-witted, and incredibly sly.

Richard Gilmore: Ravenclaw. He's business-savvy and loves books; he's prideful of the fact that he attended an Ivy League college and thrived in a highly competitive,.

Sookie St James: Hufflepuff. Unlike Luke, I think she's more open about her kindness, and is more willing to extend a caring hand. It helps that she's less gruff than Luke and is a lot more light-hearted. (It's not a coincidence that the two characters I headcanon as Hufflepuffs are both cooks, especially since this is a house located near the kitchens.)

Jess Mariano: Ravenclaw. Despite his snarky, guarded exterior, his love of books, and poetry makes him a good candidate for Ravenclaw. The fact that he doesn't thrive in a typical academic setting means that his articulate thoughts often weren't appreciated. He is an alternative thinker, and is creative in the way he seeks knowledge.

Logan Huntzberger: Gryffindor. Much like Lorelai, who has a similarly privileged background, Logan is reckless, impulsive, bold, and daring. Despite being an indulgent, womanizing, slacker, he has a bright mind when he decides to apply himself.

(This was initially going to be super TL;DR but I refrained xD)