[ SECRET POST #3064 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3064 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
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Comments

Re: Fanfic Pet Peeves

[tabaqui]

YES.
Especially when we're getting this over-the-top run down of a character's hotness/beauty/sexiness/whatever during some crisis or something.

*bomb explodes*
*body parts*
*blood*
*EMT rushes in*

X looked up from trying to pinch off his own artery to see the most amazing creature!! The eye-orbs, like sparkling diamond-saphhire-emeralds! The mouth, like luscious pink-red-satin-candy! As the EMT bend down, his shirt popped out of his trousers and X could see the cute little dimples over his ass....!!!

I mean. Really?

Re: Fanfic Pet Peeves

[(Anonymous)]

Actually, if he's bleeding out at the time, I could buy him thinking all sorts of weird things. Generally yes, though, those descriptions always seem to pop up at bizarre moments. If you're in the middle of a red-alert security breach and the exhausted person facing you has a gun to your head, I doubt their shining orbs and luscious curves are going to be the first things on your mind. The gun to your head is probably more of an immediate concern.

Re: Fanfic Pet Peeves

[tabaqui]

Exactly. I just cannot stand that 'X sees Y and instantly categorizes their looks/everything about them/lusts after them'. That might work in some situations but not in *every single first meeting ever*.